Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 4)

91) Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

92) BOU ER KACHE SWAMIR CHITI:- Priyotoma, ei mase office theke ekhono salary paini...Tai taka pathate parlam na... Tar poriborte 100ta KISS Pathalam, amr swtheart rag koro na plz....Eti- tomar priyotomo swami.... BOUER ANS:- Amr priyotomo jaan, tomar 100ta KISS er jonne thanks... Khorocher details niche janalam-- 1) Dudh wala 1 mase 2to KISS a raji hoyeche.. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.. 3) Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte.. 4) Dokandar sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche.. 5) Onnano khoroch babod aro 40ta KISS dite hoyeche...Bt tumi chinta korona tomar deoa ekhono 35ta KISS ache...Asha kori maser bakita chaliye nite parbo...Agami maseo evabe chalabo kina janiyo....Eti- Tomar SWEET HEART..

93) Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya

94) Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !

95) Boy:Apa apnar Ornar niche fula fula duto jinish ki dekha jay. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Tiffen box. Boy:Vitore ki Rakhso. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Rater khabar. Boy:khub valo. . . . . !

96) 1 lakh 1 taka denmohore sms k sakkhi rekhe babar chele shahin k ami sami hisabe grohon korlam kobul kobul kobul. j meye sms ti porbe se.

97) Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

98) Girl:Oh oh oh aste aste please ber koro tara tari. Boy:Ai to aste Nora Chora korona ber kore felsi. Girl:R Kotokhon khub betha paitesi. Boy:Aito sona ber hoye geche. Girl:Eto boro. Boy:Ai kata tie tomar paye dhukchilo.

99) Kon kaj korar somoy sobche besi voy jene nao.jakhon ghore dhule ondhokare tik tak tuk tak nara chara kore takhon.jakhon opure othe kichu sporso korar chesta kore takhon.jakhon khule dhukan dhore takhon jodi birale Meuuu kore tar voyeo ber kore.vabe kiser awaz elo.tar pore abar dhukay mall ber kore jakhon niye jai takhon chore khusite khusite chole jay.ki dhukalo R ki ber korlo Tala theke chabi ber korlo.

100) Tumi amar jan, vule gele tene dibo tomar duti kan. 2mi amar tara, vule gele 2mar jonno korbo gunda vara. Tumi amar tuli vule gele korbo 2mar buke guli.

101) Boltu:Pinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu:Hatle Nore Chore. Pinkey:Chokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?

102) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

103) Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

104) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . .

105) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

106) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

107) Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

108) Ekjon Mohila Traffic Police k biye Kore. Tar bondhu take jighesh korlo. Man: Bondhu Tomar prothom rat kemon katlo.. Man2: Besi speed e jonno 100 tk, wrong site er jonno 200tk, helmet na thakar jonno 500tk jorimana koreche amar wife.

109) Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno. Boy:keno? Girl:Emnitei bollam. Boy:Pore bolbo. Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo. Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay. Girl:ki bolle. . . . . . ?

110) Ak chele Girl friend er basay berate geche.Onek Rate Girlfriend er room e dhuke dekhlo friend ghumiye ache.Chele to sujok peye Tepa Tepe suro korese Girlfriend Chokh khule ai obostha dekhe bollo haramjada aste Tepo Mobileta Nosto hoye jabe.

111) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro? Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

112) Bus-e ak mohila tar baccha niye jacche.conductor bus vara chaile take sudhu nijer vara ta dey.Conductor: bacchar vara den.Mohila: or vara lagbona. Oy ahono bota choshe.Cdtr: or bapeo to bota choshe tai boila ki or baper varao lagbona ???

113) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

114) Girl:ki holo tumi sudhu amar gaal & chokhe e chumu diso keno. Boy:Tomar gaal & chokh Boi er Moto ty ami tomar gaal e & chokhe chumu dei. Girl:Nicher Liebreary te agun lagche R tumi boi niye besto.

115) Boy:akta dhada dibo bolte parbe? Girl:bolona please. Boy:Thela dile meila jay vitore gele aram pay. Girl:what? Boy:keno Chata Thela dileito Meila jay.

116) Rod uthle shishir chick chick kore.Prokriti dake pakhi khela kore.Bristi ele mati vije jai.R tomake swopne dekhle amar salowar vije jai. . . .

117) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno?Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.

118) Kid : Aunty apnar meye eto slim kee kore holo ? Aunty : O salad khub pochhondo kore to, tai . Kid : Han aunty, ei janya or balish-er niche sab samay gajar, mulo paoya jaay ! ;-)

119) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye.

120) Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.