Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 6)

151) Q: kokhon apni bujhben je apni boro hoe gechen? Ans: jokhon apni nijer pant nije kachte jaben.

152) Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon lage."!!!

153) Kopal R Lungi, 2ta Jinis Ekoi! Karon ei 2ta Jekono Somoy Khule Jete Pare.Tobe "Kopal"Khulle Poush Mash R "Lungi" Khulle SorboNash.

154) Teacher porikkhar age student der porrache.. Karok, somas , bivokti porbe. Lingo ekto nere chere dekho.. R dhatu ashleo ashte pare..

155) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren- Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

156) Ak bou tar kobi jamai ka gia bole" tumar akta kobita lakhta atodin lage".kobi bole "ami jano tano kobi na,ami koek din khatar upor kolom rakhe,tarpor likhe".bou koe ai lagai to amader akhono bacha hoe na"

157) Wife: 2mi amake kokhono ador koro na.. Hus: Ador na korle ei baccha ki net theke download korchi. Wife: na, eta toh tomar friend er pendrive theke neya.

158) Ak Bondhu:Kire Aj Na Tor Biye.2iteo Bondhu:Ar Bolisna Biye Venge Gache.Pothom Bondhu: Kn Ki Hoyche.Diteo Bondhu:Mosha Merecilam.Pothom Bondhu:Mosha Marle Buji Biye Venge Jay.Diteo Bondhu: Haa Karon Moshata Bose Cilo Amr Hobu Salir Buker Opur.

159) Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

160) 1ta friend er Sathe R 1ta Friend er Contact.. Je age biye korbe Tar Bow Ke Ek raat je Biye kore nai Tar kache rakhte hobe.. 1st frnd biye kore tar bow k friend er kache 1 raat er jonno Pathabe emon Somoy bole dicche jodi 2mar upore dhore tahole bolbe Tomato, r niche dhorle Sosha bolbe.. Kinto tar bow rat e Sa.. Lad.. Sa.. Lad bole chitkar dilo.. Keno ?

161) 1ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?

162) Boy:Boloto panir Opor name ki? Girl:Jibon. Boy:ki vabe bujle tumi? Girl:Chelera pani diyeito jibon gore. Boy:Right. . . . !

163) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

164) 3ti meye (rinte,mahi,rima das) 3ti boro kolom niye 1ti gore dorja stop kore ki korce jano? ══/ amr jonno 1ti Love lettar likce.

165) Ekbar class e Madum blause er sathe golap lagiye esheche.kotha proshonge Madum bollo Golap pusthy pay kotha theke.Student Dariye bollo Dudh theke.Madum na pani theke.Student amiki jani Golaper Data eto niche Dhuke geche.

166) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na.

167) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.

168) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.

169) Ador korben jevabe::First e chumu din.Er pore joriye dhore bichanay suye nin.Ebar niche hat diye dekhun veja kina veja thakle aste pant ta khule apnar bacchar pant ta change kore nin.

170) Has: Din kal kemon palte geche. Wife: Tahole tumi niche sou. Ami tomar upore uthi. Please Like this:

171) PROTHOME EK HAT DIA DORTE HOBE.AREK HATER MAZER DUI ANGUL VITORE DUKATE HOBE.2 MINUTE GHOSHA GHOSHI KOSTE HOBE.KAZ HOYE GELE ANGUL BER KORE PANI DIA DUTE HOBE......................EBABEI HOY CHAER CUP PORISHKAR.

172) Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

173) what is difference between call girl,girl friend & wife? ==>johny : prepaid,postpaid& lifetime

174) wife: 2mi amar sari ultia ki dekhle. Husbnd:"Nojrul bolecen-"jakane dekhibe nari" ultaia dekhibe sari" paile o paite paro robi Thakurer dari"

175) Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..

176) Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !

177) Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

178) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!

179) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

180) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o. .ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.