Bangla Jokes Sms, Bangla Funny Sms, Bangla Koutuk Sms

1) 1din class e sobaike tar nij nij premik/premikar name likhte bola holo.
chelera 1munite er agei sobai tar premikar name likhlo.

ar meyera 5 munites por o bolche sir extra page please!...

2) ((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.

3) lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA

4) Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please."

5) 1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??

6) 1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

7) Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.

8) Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.

9) RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe.

10) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

11) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!

12) Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !

13) Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.

14) Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"

15) Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!

16) Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno? Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe? Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!!

17) Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to? Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na ! Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben? Rugi; pere uthsi na to ! Daktar; ki ki khaccen? Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!!

18) Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar? Bikreta; amar! Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!!

19) Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno? Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!!

20) Rice 1kg 40tk, Meat 1kg 250tk, Patoto 1kg 10tk, Onion 1kg 28 tk ,Salt 1 kg 19 tk , Oil 1 kg 108tk , But 1ta misscall matro 0.00tk.

21) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro-soft !@!!!:)

22) Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha?

23) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen-sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

24) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili?Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

25) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita -mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

26) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

27) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik

28) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam. _BoNdHu_

29) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro by Israfel

30) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiyedaw.