Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

31) Ekbar cheye dekho chadeny deboEkbar cheye dekho surjotapery deboEkbar kede dekho shob jolmuchy deboEkbar hese dekho 32ta datfele debo.

32) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce BangladesherMayera.

33) Paychi ! Paychi ! Of ! Ki moza ! Paychi.Hurrah ! Ki anondo ! Peyechi.Etodin por Paychi.Aei SMS ti Porar jonno 1taPAGOL peyechi.HA! HA! HA!

34) Meyeder mon, ekushe television. Jokhon tokhon paribartan. LOVE MIX

35) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo?Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

36) Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

37) jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho.... dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.

38) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/ day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

39) sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.

40) ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai , batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate chai....dum fotas.

41) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Rag korle "BOU"

42) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na::p

43) Ak loker chele hobe. Er ashay ashay tar bouer 6ti meye hoyche. Aro akbar try kore. Ei bar ki hobe tar oppekay. akdin akta somoy chotto meye baba ke khobor dei baba amar aro akta bon hoiche... BaBa: hmm.. meyeto hobe ota to akta girls school gate.

44) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.

45) Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor e dekh eta Tor Orginal Mobile..

46) Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?

47) Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

48) Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

49) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.

50) Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn- Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn.

51) Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na...

52) Sob dos narigo kobe jani soni ora abar bole othe ek poroser jodi dui stri thakte pare tobe amader keno dui sami thakbe na

53) Khokababu Remix : Buddho babu jay, lal juto pay.Momota di bare bare uki mere chay, Biman gelo chomke, Pronob gelo thomke, party gelo bomke, Ae o naki hoi?

54) Sir Bolto Jibon Hisra Kake Bolle.Jibon-Sar Je Chele Meyeder Mame Diye Mysmsbd.com E ID Khule Take Hisra Bolle Sar.Jibon Kotha Ta Ki Thik.Jibon- Sar Jodi Like Hoy 20 Ta Tahole Thik Sar Good

55) Rastay 2i Bondhur Dheka-Kire Tui Tansone Mone Hoce Mon Kharap Kn Tor.R Bolis Na Ak Jon Ke Palastik Sarjari Korar Jonne 2Lak Taka Dhar Dicilam.Akhon Betar Chehara Ei Cinte Pari Na.

56) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba- Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki

57) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

58) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

59) Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?

60) Husband: Ki Shob Khabar Ranna Korecho Goborer Moto Shad? Wife:Hay Amr Pora Kopal 2mi Abar Goboro Kheyecho?