Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 4)

91) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

92) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!!

93) Dakat:ai,sob goinagati chupchap amk dea de mohila:ne,,ai ne..dul ne,har ne,nakhchabi ne,nupur ne,churi ne,sob ne,,,sob pore moyna seje bose thak,, dakat:ma amr sorry,, TU TO EMOTIONAL HO GAYI!!!

94) Chele:tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele:mane!!!! Meye:amr nam nupur,,tomar nam ki??? Chele:hate dea blbo?na mukhe dea?? Meye:mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele:amr nam prosad....

95) rastai hatir bayik kharap hoe glo,, se smy pepre ja6ilo scooty nea sei rasta dea ja6ilo,, se hati ke tar scooty te lift dilo.. Ki6uta jaoar por peprer para dea jaoar smy se hati bllo,,ek2 jhuke boso amr bap dekhe nile bas hoe jabe:D

96) Son: tk. nai tk. Chai. E,t 2mar abdul hai. Father: takar boro chap, kore dis map, et tor bap.

97) Patient:doctor, ami rate sopno thekesi ami akti brat boro sosa kheye felesi. Doctor:tay ki hoyse patient:kintu ami gum theke othe amar balish khuje pai nai

98) Notun offer!!! Bristir dine vijun r upovog krun jor, sordi, matha betha, kasi soho onek rog. offerti pete 2 hours bristite vijun, r deri noy.. Offerti simito somoyer jonno

99) Sir:Bangla 6 ritur name bolo? Stu: Grishmo,MA,BABA,KAKA,Shit & Bosonto. Sir:What? Stu: sir,Amar mar nam borsha, babar nam Sorot & Kakar nam hemonto.

100) Premik tar premikar jonno hat kete nam likhar por jore jore kadce. Premika:-kadco keno? Betha? Premika:- tomar namer bananta vul hoyece.

101) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!

102) Husband er kothay wife English shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

103) Jele: Vai Apni Kotay Chakri Koren? Man: Companite. Jele:Ta Holeto Ami Apnar Cheye Uchu Levele Achi.Man:Kno? Jele:Amito Beshi Panite Chakri Kori.

104) A Dear Mosa, 2mar Valobasar Ottachar Amar R Sojjo hoccena Jokhon tokhon KISS, Gan sunano Off koro. Ami BreakUp Cai. Aj Theke 2mar amar Maje | Koyel | thakbe!

105) Sir class ae lecture dichche"1din moha proloy hobe,asman jomin sob fate jabe" 1student dariye bollo"sir oi din ki school bondo takbe ???

106) Chor Palale Naki Buddhi Bare. So, Nijer Buddhi Barate Chor Ke Palatedin, R Nije Ke Buddhiman Hisebe Gore Tulun (- _-)

107) Frnd1:janish ami Raate sopne dekhi j ami Fire service er kormi nd agun nibacchi. Frnd2:atato valo sopno.Frd1:kin2 sokale uthe dekhi amr bisana vija

108) >Manush akta ajob jontro. >ken re? >aa re dekh na , dine 24 hour manusher brain kaj kore , bosore 365 din kaj kore. Jonmo theke kaj kore .kintu exam hole dukar pore ar kaj kore na.

109) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na10

110) Interview w akta chele ke prosno kora hlo..vabo j,,tmu akta building er at tolay roe6o.. Amon smy building e agun dhore glo..tmi kivabe nije k bachabe??? Chele:ami vaba bondho kore dbo;)

111) 1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo, tahole ghore k thaklo?

112) boy: baba, girl friend ki? baba: jokhon 2mi valo chhele hobe tokhon 1ta pabe, boy: r jodi valo na hoy? baba:tahole onek gulo pabe.

113) ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe, valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.

114) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi"

115) Ma: sesh porjonto ai meyekei biya korli? Gayer rong kalo, chokh tera, daat poka, nak bocha?Cele: ma 2mi aro jora bolo,o kane o sune na!! Ma: ki ?

116) tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

117) FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris-- Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?Chele:- Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!

118) Jekhane Valo laga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

119) ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai.ata purano, notun ta holo ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi

120) ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe.swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao,o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.