Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 4)

91) Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki? Satro; dhaka! Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam ! Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.....

92) Pream korle SMS koro.Na korle 50tk flexiload koro.love korle Miss koro.Na korle kiss koro.Voy lagle amar Paa dhoro.Sahosh Thakle I Love you bolo. . . . .

93) Notun offer!!! Bristir dine vijun r upovog krun jor, sordi, matha betha, kasi soho onek rog. offerti pete 2 hours bristite vijun, r deri noy.. Offerti simito somoyer jonno

94) Sir:akta dim shiddho korte 4 minite lage 5ta dim shiddho korte koie minite lagbe.Abul: 4×5=20 minite.Sir:amare tora Mairalaaaaaaa. . . .

95) Boy: Boloto "123" er mane ki? Girl: "I LOVE YOU" Boy: Hoy ni. Girl: "I LIKE YOU" Boy: Tao hoyni. Girl: "I HATE YOU" Boy: "I KILL YOU"

96) Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na. Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo. Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na. Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore?

97) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba- Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki

98) Sir:Tense koy prokar? Boy:3 prokar sir.past,present, future. Sir:Good! Exmple dao. Boy:kal apnar meye k dekhlam, aj valobasi, agami kal tule niye palabo....

99) Matal-Dada,Rajdhani kotay asbe? Man-6.20 Mtl-Mumbai mail? Mn-7.00 Mtl- Santiniketan exp? Mn-Dhur mosai!Apni jabn kthay bolun to? Mtl:line par hobo!!

100) Prem Pagola-1 Meyer Pichu Niche propose Korar Jonne.Meye Ai Cele 2mi Amr Pichu Nico Kn Jano Na Amr Piche Amr Maa Ache.Prem Pagol- Amra Prem Bongser Lok 2mr Maar Pichone Amr Baba O Ache Tai No Tansen.

101) Ei je Dadara sunchen, kukurer bachchara, Suorer bachchara, Bandorer bachchara, Gadhar bachchara, Gorur bachchara, Biraler bachchara, Tiktikir bachchara, Seyaler bachchara, Gorar bachchara, Indurer bachchara- . . . . - zodi kamray tobe kon MALOM ta lagaben. . .ami o jani na

102) Jodi Vul Kore Kiss Kore Thaki- Tobe Khoma Kore Dio Amay.. Tobu Bolbo Ami Bolbo Ami- Oi Thot Keno Dekhale Amay ???

103) Prithibibasir khub dukho keno? . . . . . Janis na? . . Dara ami bole dichi . Karon Bhagoban ja karen sab MONGOL er jonno,prithibir jonno to kichui karen na...

104) Nila; bolto, kun murgir buddhi beshi? Sada, naki kalo? Mila; kalo, karon kalo murgi sada dim parte pare ! Kintu sada murgi kalo dim parte pare na !

105) Ma: sesh porjonto ai meyekei biya korli? Gayer rong kalo, chokh tera, daat poka, nak bocha?Cele: ma 2mi aro jora bolo,o kane o sune na!! Ma: ki ?

106) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

107) A plane asked a rocket. "Amra dujonai akashe uri.. kintu tumi kibabhe amarche ato speede cholo.." rocket replied "sudaurir fua bogat agun lagle bujbi..

108) Razzak tar premika ke bollo ami e tumar jibone protom taina?? Premika bollo..bekub er moto kota bolla..spiner der kokono opening mile naki?

109) Ordar!Ordar!Ordar!2mi amr Bondhu howar Oporade Bangladesh dondobidi 302 dhara motabek 2may amr moner karagare jabod Jibon karadondo dewa hlo.

110) 2020 Sale Meye Ra Ai Dak Dak Ki Mal Jaitece,Oi Morga Tor Namber Koto?Namber Ta Aktu Dato? Chele Ci 2mader Ki Gore Bap Vi Nai?Rasta Gate Chale Dar Birokto Koro?Bap Vi To Sobar Ache,Kintu Tor Moto Aitme Naire darling haha

111) Khoka babu remix: Biman galo chomke, Public galo thomke, Party galo bomke, Ki dekhe bhai... "Buddho babu jay, lal jama gay, mamata di bara bara uki mere chai..."

112) Son: Ammu amader toilet ta onek valo. Dorja on korle light jole Dorja off korle light off hoy. Ma: ore haramjada! 2i ajo frizze a posrab korsis !

113) Ak jibone ak chad alo dibe sara rat. Ak jibone ak hasi bondhu tumay balovashi.ak jibone ak asa bondhu tumar valobasha.ak jibone ak chawa bondhu tumay kache pawa.ak jibone ak kota bondhu tumi dio na beta.

114) Kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marrige,marrige is the box of baby,baby is problem in bangladesh, so do not kiss a girl.

115) Shib: Amar TRISUL ta gelo kotahy? Parboti: Kartik niye geche, Nondir meyetar sathe dinner-e. Shib: Kano? Parbati: Bollo Ma..., Babar Kata Chamoch ta niye gelam chawmin khabo.

116) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !

117) Man1:assa vai ai rasta ta ki, hospital er dike geche? Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase!

118) Amar Sonar Bangla- Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi,, Chirodin Tomar Akash-Tomar Batash Dekhe Ami Hashi- Tobu o Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi. . .

119) Abdul Adalote Asamir Katgoray,Uqel-Apni Ak Kumari Meye Ke Joriye Dhoracen Ken?Abdul-Joj Saheb-Amr Khub Thanda Lagtecilo Thik Tokhoni Deklam Meye Tir T-Sate Lekha Cilo I AM Hot Tai Ami Aktu Gorom Neyar Jonne O Ke Joriye Doreci.Bollen Amr Ki Dos.

120) Ram- janish amar bow paliye geche ! Sham- Police k khobor dey ! Ram- Orebaba , Na na , Er agey amar bike churi hoyechilo , police 2mash chaliye ferot diche.