Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 4)

91) Gash sarle gondho ber hoe keno............? Ans: jate kanara o enjoy korte pare.

92) Banorer SELE: Maa ami biye kobe korbo? Maa banor: Hobe hobe tor jonno patri k sms pathano hoyse, sms pore patri hashlei bujbi biyete raji!

93) Sir: boloto robi thakur er jonmo shal koto ? Stu: Sir bolte pari na. Sir: ei j boi er upore lekha (1861-1941) .Stu: Ame vabche oita unar mobile number.

94) Bf: Jan,2mi na Chadr moto Gf: kno boloto? Bf: Surjer alo na paile jemon Chad deka jai na,Temni Make-up na korle 2mai dekha jaina

95) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ? Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

96) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

97) Sir:chalader memory koto GP? Stud:Unlimited. Sir:ki vabe bujla? Student: jokhon j maya k valo lage takei download kore nei.sir :yes!!!

98) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:-Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

99) Hate hat rekhe bondhutto hoy,Cokhe cokh rekhe suvo dristy hoy,Thote thot rekhe........?Are na na osob kichu na....mukh bondho hoy.

100) Bf: 2mi amk ababe chare dite parle? Gf:ha parlam. Bf: kin2 kno? Gf:karon kobigoro kazi nozrul islam bolachen paribona a ktati bliona r.

101) 1din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla.

102) Sir Question korlo tomra boro hoye ke ki hote chaw? Girl : sir ami akjon valo ma hote chai. Boy : sir ami Oke saharjo korte chai!

103) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik.

104) Apni ki 100% gurantee sohokare forsha hote chan? Mukher bron o mesta dur korte chan? Boyos komiye ante o slim hote chan? Tahole Ar Deri Keno? Aj e use korun . . . . . . . .. .Adobe Photoshop .Sobi edit koresundor o forsha hoye jan

105) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai...

106) Boy:Apu apni ki single?Girl:Na sathe sandel ace.Boy:Apnar sandel ta nice. Girl:khulbo naki.Boy:Apnar dress ta aro nice. Khulben naki?

107) 3 bolod nodir pare namaz porche.. Ek jon namaze dariye bolche. 1st bolod: Dekh nodite ki dhew. 2nd bolod: R e namaz er somoi kotha bole nah. 3rd bolod: Ami kin2 kotha boli nai.

108) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

109) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj.

110) Baba chele ke bolche, Baba: Tui paleye bia kore amader shongshare dag dili ? Chele: Dag theke jodi darun kichu hoi tahole dagi valo ????????

111) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen- sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

112) Akbar ak chor rate ak barite dhuklo.barir choto chele chara shobai ghume chilo.chor ta churi kore jabar shomoy cheleta bollo chor vaya amar schooler bagta nia jao.ta na hole ami shobai k jagabo.chorta kono kotha na bolebag ta nalo.tokhon cheleta bollo yahoo kal amar schoole jete hobena.ho ho

113) Dui mosha notun urte shikheche. . .1st mosha: dosto ja tui ektu ure ayto dekhi.2nd mosha: jachchi dara. . ..(ure ashar por)1st: kemon laglo re??2nd: are kois na dosto. shobai amar ural deikkha amar kaner ashe pashe hat tali deoya shuru korse. .

114) Tumio 1din amar moto kadbe... Amar moto choker jol felbe.... Kosto pabe.. Amar kotha chinta korbe.. Kobe jano? J din tumio amar moto piyaj katbe!!

115) Pepe gach, kola gach sob..Meyera chapa baj,..... "kokil kalo,jam kalo sob..selera khub valo..

116) Judge: 2mi 2mar husbend k chair diye merecho ken ? Wife: Ki korbo ami toh table uthate pari nah.

117) Harmuniam r bonduker dukan diyeche arif.dukane akdin arifer bondo somon aslo.somon:kire toito dui pranter jiniser dukan khulesis.brikri kmn hoi.arif:hoi mane?dutoi soman tale brikri hoi.somon:kivabe?arif:keu harmuniam kinle kodin por tar protibeshi ase bonduk kinte.

118) 2frnd ar moddhe kotha hocce.1st:Manush er brain 1ta ajob jontro.2nd:Ken ki hoise?1st:Rbolis na brain ghum theke uthar pore kaj kore,24hour kaj kore,365days kaj kore kin2 exam dite gele r kaj kore na.

119) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..

120) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo!