Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 6)

151) Life mane Ruchi dal vaza:ah! darunmoza.Frnd mane Frutika: akto beshipure. R best friend mane Pran chatni:jarshad tok, jal, misty. .

152) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiye daw.

153) Ek Chhele R Ek Meye Park E Bose Chilo.. Cheleta Meyetake Kiss Korte Gelo... Girl:Uhu! Biyer Age Esob Kichhu Noy! Boy: Dont Worry! Dear. Amar Biye Hoye Geche.....

154) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam.

155) Man1:assa vai ai rasta ta ki, hospital er dike geche? Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase!

156) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo? Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

157) Sir:tumi kalke college ashoni kano? Std: pan veja chilo. Sir: tomar pan to shedin veja chilo.aj abar . Tomar ki hoye jay amake bolo. Std: ami choto thaka kalin bisana veja tam.akhon ki jani, shokale ghum theke uthe dekhi pan veja.

158) Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro. Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

159) Wif:2mi amk aktuo valobaso na sudu misti ktha blo Hus:(baccader dekie bollo)tahole oder ki internet teke download korsi?

160) Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte!

161) Man1-2mr nam ki?.Man2-denish.M1- babar nam?.M2-finish.M1-koren ki?.M2- palish.M1-hate ki?.M2-Elish.M1-dam ko2?.M2-tiris.M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

162) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!

163) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !

164) Jakir bhai doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi. Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe.

165) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !

166) Meye Ar Moshar Modde ChoromBhabe Mill Ache ....?? Kheyeal Kore Dekben ,Mil Ta kothay ??Ar kheyal koriyen na :P Duijon e Kaner Pase Ase Pe Pe Kore :P Kan jalapala + Dui Joner Kisser Modde Soman Bish....

167) Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !! Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei.

168) akash ajo kalo hoye chheye gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.

169) malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao. chakor: babu, mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

170) santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno? goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai. santa: re baba 2din to gorur dudh diye jete parte.

171) ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

172) munna: amar gf songe somporkho nosto hoye gechhe, kal gf tar notun boy friend-er sathe kisser chhobi mms kore amake pathalo. tomy: ta tui ki korli? munna: gf-er baba k pthiye dilam.

173) ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe.swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao,o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.

174) ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai.ata purano, notun ta holo ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi

175) Jekhane Valo laga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

176) FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris-- Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?Chele:- Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!

177) tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

178) Ma: sesh porjonto ai meyekei biya korli? Gayer rong kalo, chokh tera, daat poka, nak bocha?Cele: ma 2mi aro jora bolo,o kane o sune na!! Ma: ki ?

179) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi"

180) ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe, valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.