Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 7)

181) boy: baba, girl friend ki? baba: jokhon 2mi valo chhele hobe tokhon 1ta pabe, boy: r jodi valo na hoy? baba:tahole onek gulo pabe.

182) 1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo, tahole ghore k thaklo?

183) Interview w akta chele ke prosno kora hlo..vabo j,,tmu akta building er at tolay roe6o.. Amon smy building e agun dhore glo..tmi kivabe nije k bachabe??? Chele:ami vaba bondho kore dbo;)

184) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na10

185) >Manush akta ajob jontro. >ken re? >aa re dekh na , dine 24 hour manusher brain kaj kore , bosore 365 din kaj kore. Jonmo theke kaj kore .kintu exam hole dukar pore ar kaj kore na.

186) Frnd1:janish ami Raate sopne dekhi j ami Fire service er kormi nd agun nibacchi. Frnd2:atato valo sopno.Frd1:kin2 sokale uthe dekhi amr bisana vija

187) Chor Palale Naki Buddhi Bare. So, Nijer Buddhi Barate Chor Ke Palatedin, R Nije Ke Buddhiman Hisebe Gore Tulun (- _-)

188) Sir class ae lecture dichche"1din moha proloy hobe,asman jomin sob fate jabe" 1student dariye bollo"sir oi din ki school bondo takbe ???

189) A Dear Mosa, 2mar Valobasar Ottachar Amar R Sojjo hoccena Jokhon tokhon KISS, Gan sunano Off koro. Ami BreakUp Cai. Aj Theke 2mar amar Maje | Koyel | thakbe!

190) Jele: Vai Apni Kotay Chakri Koren? Man: Companite. Jele:Ta Holeto Ami Apnar Cheye Uchu Levele Achi.Man:Kno? Jele:Amito Beshi Panite Chakri Kori.

191) Husband er kothay wife English shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

192) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!

193) Premik tar premikar jonno hat kete nam likhar por jore jore kadce. Premika:-kadco keno? Betha? Premika:- tomar namer bananta vul hoyece.

194) Sir:Bangla 6 ritur name bolo? Stu: Grishmo,MA,BABA,KAKA,Shit & Bosonto. Sir:What? Stu: sir,Amar mar nam borsha, babar nam Sorot & Kakar nam hemonto.

195) Notun offer!!! Bristir dine vijun r upovog krun jor, sordi, matha betha, kasi soho onek rog. offerti pete 2 hours bristite vijun, r deri noy.. Offerti simito somoyer jonno

196) Patient:doctor, ami rate sopno thekesi ami akti brat boro sosa kheye felesi. Doctor:tay ki hoyse patient:kintu ami gum theke othe amar balish khuje pai nai

197) Son: tk. nai tk. Chai. E,t 2mar abdul hai. Father: takar boro chap, kore dis map, et tor bap.

198) rastai hatir bayik kharap hoe glo,, se smy pepre ja6ilo scooty nea sei rasta dea ja6ilo,, se hati ke tar scooty te lift dilo.. Ki6uta jaoar por peprer para dea jaoar smy se hati bllo,,ek2 jhuke boso amr bap dekhe nile bas hoe jabe:D

199) Chele:tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele:mane!!!! Meye:amr nam nupur,,tomar nam ki??? Chele:hate dea blbo?na mukhe dea?? Meye:mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele:amr nam prosad....

200) Dakat:ai,sob goinagati chupchap amk dea de mohila:ne,,ai ne..dul ne,har ne,nakhchabi ne,nupur ne,churi ne,sob ne,,,sob pore moyna seje bose thak,, dakat:ma amr sorry,, TU TO EMOTIONAL HO GAYI!!!

201) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!!

202) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

203) Teacher: 2mi ki BoLbe ParaGraph Naki DiaLogue.. Student: DiaLogue.. Tea: BoLo.. Stu: Oi Sa.. la Marbo Ekane Las Porbe SosAne.. Tea: Kii..!! Stu: 2r Bap FaTa KesTo....

204) Digital cheleder Slogan: Thakbo Nako shart Pore, Dekabo Ebar daho tare. Thakbo ami pent Pore, Hatbo Ami Dong kore, meyera Jeno chok mare.

205) Ordar!Ordar!Ordar!2mi amr Bondhu howar Oporade Bangladesh dondobidi 302 dhara motabek 2may amr moner karagare jabod Jibon karadondo dewa hlo.

206) Boy: Boloto "123" er mane ki? Girl: "I LOVE YOU" Boy: Hoy ni. Girl: "I LIKE YOU" Boy: Tao hoyni. Girl: "I HATE YOU" Boy: "I KILL YOU"

207) JamEs Er PagLa Hawa 2 (Lungi Version):- Pagla Hawar Thore, Lungi Amar Uru Uru Kore, Ore Ore Hawa Tham Na Re, Lungi Porchi Bohudin Pore..!!!

208) Son: Ammu amader toilet ta onek valo. Dorja on korle light jole Dorja off korle light off hoy. Ma: ore haramjada! 2i ajo frizze a posrab korsis !

209) Pream korle SMS koro.Na korle 50tk flexiload koro.love korle Miss koro.Na korle kiss koro.Voy lagle amar Paa dhoro.Sahosh Thakle I Love you bolo. . . . .

210) Amar Sonar Bangla- Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi,, Chirodin Tomar Akash-Tomar Batash Dekhe Ami Hashi- Tobu o Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi. . .