Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 7)

181) Jakir bhai doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi. Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe.

182) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.

183) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh.

184) Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!

185) A Dear Mosa, 2mar Valobasar Ottachar Amar R Sojjo hoccena Jokhon tokhon KISS, Gan sunano Off koro. Ami BreakUp Cai. Aj Theke 2mar amar Maje | Koyel | thakbe!

186) 1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !

187) Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche- 1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor? 2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai! 1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay! 2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi!

188) Gash sarle gondho ber hoe keno............? Ans: jate kanara o enjoy korte pare.

189) Jekhane Valo laga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

190) Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!

191) Hus:-aj rate tomake korbo.. wife:- kotokhon korba?"Hus:-sara rat korbo.. wife:-ami tu mara jabo.."Hus:-keno? wife:-sms porte porte!!

192) Sir class ae lecture dichche"1din moha proloy hobe,asman jomin sob fate jabe" 1student dariye bollo"sir oi din ki school bondo takbe ???

193) Premik tar premikar jonno hat kete nam likhar por jore jore kadce. Premika:-kadco keno? Betha? Premika:- tomar namer bananta vul hoyece.

194) santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno? goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai. santa: re baba 2din to gorur dudh diye jete parte.

195) Jele: Vai Apni Kotay Chakri Koren? Man: Companite. Jele:Ta Holeto Ami Apnar Cheye Uchu Levele Achi.Man:Kno? Jele:Amito Beshi Panite Chakri Kori.

196) Frnd1:janish ami Raate sopne dekhi j ami Fire service er kormi nd agun nibacchi. Frnd2:atato valo sopno.Frd1:kin2 sokale uthe dekhi amr bisana vija

197) Sir:Bangla 6 ritur name bolo? Stu: Grishmo,MA,BABA,KAKA,Shit & Bosonto. Sir:What? Stu: sir,Amar mar nam borsha, babar nam Sorot & Kakar nam hemonto.

198) Teacher: 2mi ki BoLbe ParaGraph Naki DiaLogue.. Student: DiaLogue.. Tea: BoLo.. Stu: Oi Sa.. la Marbo Ekane Las Porbe SosAne.. Tea: Kii..!! Stu: 2r Bap FaTa KesTo....

199) akash ajo kalo hoye chheye gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.

200) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili? Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

201) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam.

202) Wif:2mi amk aktuo valobaso na sudu misti ktha blo Hus:(baccader dekie bollo)tahole oder ki internet teke download korsi?

203) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

204) "Nari nitimala 2015" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biye kore anche, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

205) Akdin raja singhasone bose Gopal var ke bollo tomar r amar tofat ki?Gopal tar sit o rajar siter dorotto mepe bollo 2 hat

206) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na10

207) Rahul dravid er meye bolche ma ma baba nah 6 bole 6 six mereche. Rahul er wife bollo tumi boro hoyecho jake take baba bola bondho koro.

208) Sir: boloto prithibite shob cheye chalak ke, student: keno sir goru, sir:kivabe bujhle, student: karon oti chalak er golay dori.

209) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:-what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage..

210) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI...