Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 7)

181) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh.

182) Sir: women ar mane ki? stupid_student: w=want o=one m=men e=every n=night

183) Tomake onek din dore 1ta kotha bolte chassi.But bolte parini.Because sojog paini r mone ekta voi tomi jodi kisu mind koro.Ami jani kothata sone tomi venge porbe.But ami aj r na bole parsina.Please kaoke bolbe na.Ami jani tomar khub kharap lagbe.Tobo bolte hocsy.Kothata holo..............................Alur dam abar bartesay.

184) A Dear Mosa, 2mar Valobasar Ottachar Amar R Sojjo hoccena Jokhon tokhon KISS, Gan sunano Off koro. Ami BreakUp Cai. Aj Theke 2mar amar Maje | Koyel | thakbe!

185) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.

186) Jekhane Valo laga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

187) 1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !

188) Gash sarle gondho ber hoe keno............? Ans: jate kanara o enjoy korte pare.

189) Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche- 1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor? 2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai! 1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay! 2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi!

190) Hus:-aj rate tomake korbo.. wife:- kotokhon korba?"Hus:-sara rat korbo.. wife:-ami tu mara jabo.."Hus:-keno? wife:-sms porte porte!!

191) Sir class ae lecture dichche"1din moha proloy hobe,asman jomin sob fate jabe" 1student dariye bollo"sir oi din ki school bondo takbe ???

192) Premik tar premikar jonno hat kete nam likhar por jore jore kadce. Premika:-kadco keno? Betha? Premika:- tomar namer bananta vul hoyece.

193) santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno? goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai. santa: re baba 2din to gorur dudh diye jete parte.

194) Jele: Vai Apni Kotay Chakri Koren? Man: Companite. Jele:Ta Holeto Ami Apnar Cheye Uchu Levele Achi.Man:Kno? Jele:Amito Beshi Panite Chakri Kori.

195) Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!

196) Frnd1:janish ami Raate sopne dekhi j ami Fire service er kormi nd agun nibacchi. Frnd2:atato valo sopno.Frd1:kin2 sokale uthe dekhi amr bisana vija

197) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili? Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

198) Wif:2mi amk aktuo valobaso na sudu misti ktha blo Hus:(baccader dekie bollo)tahole oder ki internet teke download korsi?

199) akash ajo kalo hoye chheye gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.

200) Teacher: 2mi ki BoLbe ParaGraph Naki DiaLogue.. Student: DiaLogue.. Tea: BoLo.. Stu: Oi Sa.. la Marbo Ekane Las Porbe SosAne.. Tea: Kii..!! Stu: 2r Bap FaTa KesTo....

201) Sir:Bangla 6 ritur name bolo? Stu: Grishmo,MA,BABA,KAKA,Shit & Bosonto. Sir:What? Stu: sir,Amar mar nam borsha, babar nam Sorot & Kakar nam hemonto.

202) Wife: Ah aste lagse to..! Hus: R ektukani..! Wife: R parchi na..! Hus: akhoni dhuke jabe..! Wife: uff ki tight..! Hus:-bhoy nei dhuke jabe..! Wife: Amar to kosto hosse..! Hus:-kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe..! Wife:-plz ami R parchina..! Hus:- DUR TOMAR CHURI TOMI PORO...!!

203) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:-what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage..

204) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam.

205) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

206) Sir: boloto prithibite shob cheye chalak ke, student: keno sir goru, sir:kivabe bujhle, student: karon oti chalak er golay dori.

207) Akdin raja singhasone bose Gopal var ke bollo tomar r amar tofat ki?Gopal tar sit o rajar siter dorotto mepe bollo 2 hat

208) "Nari nitimala 2015" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biye kore anche, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

209) Rahul dravid er meye bolche ma ma baba nah 6 bole 6 six mereche. Rahul er wife bollo tumi boro hoyecho jake take baba bola bondho koro.

210) munna: amar gf songe somporkho nosto hoye gechhe, kal gf tar notun boy friend-er sathe kisser chhobi mms kore amake pathalo. tomy: ta tui ki korli? munna: gf-er baba k pthiye dilam.