Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 8)

211) Wife: Ah aste lagse to..! Hus: R ektukani..! Wife: R parchi na..! Hus: akhoni dhuke jabe..! Wife: uff ki tight..! Hus:-bhoy nei dhuke jabe..! Wife: Amar to kosto hosse..! Hus:-kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe..! Wife:-plz ami R parchina..! Hus:- DUR TOMAR CHURI TOMI PORO...!!

212) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:-what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage..

213) Man1-2mr nam ki?.Man2-denish.M1- babar nam?.M2-finish.M1-koren ki?.M2- palish.M1-hate ki?.M2-Elish.M1-dam ko2?.M2-tiris.M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

214) Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !! Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei.

215) Patient:doctor, ami rate sopno thekesi ami akti brat boro sosa kheye felesi. Doctor:tay ki hoyse patient:kintu ami gum theke othe amar balish khuje pai nai

216) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!

217) Bf: 2mi amk ababe chare dite parle? Gf:ha parlam. Bf: kin2 kno? Gf:karon kobigoro kazi nozrul islam bolachen paribona a ktati bliona r.

218) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ? Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

219) "1ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA.

220) Life mane Ruchi dal vaza:ah! darunmoza.Frnd mane Frutika: akto beshipure. R best friend mane Pran chatni:jarshad tok, jal, misty. .

221) 1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo, tahole ghore k thaklo?

222) jokhon tomer SMS ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay,protiti ongge shurshuri hoy. Eta tomar SMS er doshnoy FAZIL MOBILE

223) Akbar ak chor rate ak barite dhuklo.barir choto chele chara shobai ghume chilo.chor ta churi kore jabar shomoy cheleta bollo chor vaya amar schooler bagta nia jao.ta na hole ami shobai k jagabo.chorta kono kotha na bolebag ta nalo.tokhon cheleta bollo yahoo kal amar schoole jete hobena.ho ho

224) Husband er kothay wife English shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

225) Sir:chalader memory koto GP? Stud:Unlimited. Sir:ki vabe bujla? Student: jokhon j maya k valo lage takei download kore nei.sir :yes!!!

226) "Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:-vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U...

227) Meye Ar Moshar Modde ChoromBhabe Mill Ache ....?? Kheyeal Kore Dekben ,Mil Ta kothay ??Ar kheyal koriyen na :P Duijon e Kaner Pase Ase Pe Pe Kore :P Kan jalapala + Dui Joner Kisser Modde Soman Bish....

228) 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO."

229) Banorer SELE: Maa ami biye kobe korbo? Maa banor: Hobe hobe tor jonno patri k sms pathano hoyse, sms pore patri hashlei bujbi biyete raji!

230) 1din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla.

231) "2mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul""

232) Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

233) jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300 amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao.

234) JIBONER LOKKO Sir: Tumi boro hoye ki korbe? Stu: Biye. Sir: Ami bojaite chaichi boro hoye tumi ki hobe? Stu: Jamai.

235) Sir: boloto robi thakur er jonmo shal koto ? Stu: Sir bolte pari na. Sir: ei j boi er upore lekha (1861-1941) .Stu: Ame vabche oita unar mobile number.

236) Bf: Jan,2mi na Chadr moto Gf: kno boloto? Bf: Surjer alo na paile jemon Chad deka jai na,Temni Make-up na korle 2mai dekha jaina

237) Sir Question korlo tomra boro hoye ke ki hote chaw? Girl : sir ami akjon valo ma hote chai. Boy : sir ami Oke saharjo korte chai!

238) >Manush akta ajob jontro. >ken re? >aa re dekh na , dine 24 hour manusher brain kaj kore , bosore 365 din kaj kore. Jonmo theke kaj kore .kintu exam hole dukar pore ar kaj kore na.

239) Son: tk. nai tk. Chai. E,t 2mar abdul hai. Father: takar boro chap, kore dis map, et tor bap.

240) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo? Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?