Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 8)

211) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

212) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na10

213) Man1-2mr nam ki?.Man2-denish.M1- babar nam?.M2-finish.M1-koren ki?.M2- palish.M1-hate ki?.M2-Elish.M1-dam ko2?.M2-tiris.M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

214) Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !! Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei.

215) Banorer SELE: Maa ami biye kobe korbo? Maa banor: Hobe hobe tor jonno patri k sms pathano hoyse, sms pore patri hashlei bujbi biyete raji!

216) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ? Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

217) Bf: 2mi amk ababe chare dite parle? Gf:ha parlam. Bf: kin2 kno? Gf:karon kobigoro kazi nozrul islam bolachen paribona a ktati bliona r.

218) 1din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla.

219) Akbar ak chor rate ak barite dhuklo.barir choto chele chara shobai ghume chilo.chor ta churi kore jabar shomoy cheleta bollo chor vaya amar schooler bagta nia jao.ta na hole ami shobai k jagabo.chorta kono kotha na bolebag ta nalo.tokhon cheleta bollo yahoo kal amar schoole jete hobena.ho ho

220) "Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:-vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U...

221) Life mane Ruchi dal vaza:ah! darunmoza.Frnd mane Frutika: akto beshipure. R best friend mane Pran chatni:jarshad tok, jal, misty. .

222) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!

223) Patient:doctor, ami rate sopno thekesi ami akti brat boro sosa kheye felesi. Doctor:tay ki hoyse patient:kintu ami gum theke othe amar balish khuje pai nai

224) Meye Ar Moshar Modde ChoromBhabe Mill Ache ....?? Kheyeal Kore Dekben ,Mil Ta kothay ??Ar kheyal koriyen na :P Duijon e Kaner Pase Ase Pe Pe Kore :P Kan jalapala + Dui Joner Kisser Modde Soman Bish....

225) 1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo, tahole ghore k thaklo?

226) jokhon tomer SMS ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay,protiti ongge shurshuri hoy. Eta tomar SMS er doshnoy FAZIL MOBILE

227) Sir:chalader memory koto GP? Stud:Unlimited. Sir:ki vabe bujla? Student: jokhon j maya k valo lage takei download kore nei.sir :yes!!!

228) "1ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA.

229) ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe.swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao,o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.

230) Husband er kothay wife English shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

231) Bf: Jan,2mi na Chadr moto Gf: kno boloto? Bf: Surjer alo na paile jemon Chad deka jai na,Temni Make-up na korle 2mai dekha jaina

232) Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

233) Son: tk. nai tk. Chai. E,t 2mar abdul hai. Father: takar boro chap, kore dis map, et tor bap.

234) JIBONER LOKKO Sir: Tumi boro hoye ki korbe? Stu: Biye. Sir: Ami bojaite chaichi boro hoye tumi ki hobe? Stu: Jamai.

235) "2mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul""

236) 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO."

237) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe.

238) ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe, valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.

239) Sir: boloto robi thakur er jonmo shal koto ? Stu: Sir bolte pari na. Sir: ei j boi er upore lekha (1861-1941) .Stu: Ame vabche oita unar mobile number.

240) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..