Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 8)

211) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

212) Rahul dravid er meye bolche ma ma baba nah 6 bole 6 six mereche. Rahul er wife bollo tumi boro hoyecho jake take baba bola bondho koro.

213) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI...

214) jokhon tomer SMS ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay,protiti ongge shurshuri hoy. Eta tomar SMS er doshnoy FAZIL MOBILE

215) Ekta chele k ekta luk bolche ei chele tomi ki poro ? Cheleti: half pent ! Lukti: na na na ! Ami bolte chachilam Tomi kothai poro ! Cheleti: keno ? Navir niche !

216) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh.

217) Ram- janish amar bow paliye geche ! Sham- Police k khobor dey ! Ram- Orebaba , Na na , Er agey amar bike churi hoyechilo , police 2mash chaliye ferot diche.

218) "Nari nitimala 2015" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biye kore anche, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

219) "Nari nitimala 2011" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biyea kore ahance, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba ,sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

220) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.

221) 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO."

222) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro- soft !@!!!:)

223) Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo- Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to? Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!!

224) Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche- 1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor? 2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai! 1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay! 2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi!

225) Kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marrige,marrige is the box of baby,baby is problem in bangladesh, so do not kiss a girl.

226) Meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele-ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam bolbi na.

227) Ak jibone ak chad alo dibe sara rat. Ak jibone ak hasi bondhu tumay balovashi.ak jibone ak asa bondhu tumar valobasha.ak jibone ak chawa bondhu tumay kache pawa.ak jibone ak kota bondhu tumi dio na beta.

228) Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!

229) Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!

230) Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta? Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!!

231) Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki? Satro; dhaka! Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam ! Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.....

232) Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!

233) Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin-char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus- e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo, Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika, Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na! Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na! Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi ! Luk; tahole ke apni? Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!!

234) Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen- Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo? Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche! Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri! Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!!

235) Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben? Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe? Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!!

236) Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja... Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha...

237) Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo.

238) 1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !

239) class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.

240) Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo- Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben? Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo. Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli?