Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 7)

181) Akbar ak chor rate ak barite dhuklo.barir choto chele chara shobai ghume chilo.chor ta churi kore jabar shomoy cheleta bollo chor vaya amar schooler bagta nia jao.ta na hole ami shobai k jagabo.chorta kono kotha na bolebag ta nalo.tokhon cheleta bollo yahoo kal amar schoole jete hobena.ho ho

182) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen- sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

183) Baba chele ke bolche, Baba: Tui paleye bia kore amader shongshare dag dili ? Chele: Dag theke jodi darun kichu hoi tahole dagi valo ????????

184) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj.

185) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

186) 3 bolod nodir pare namaz porche.. Ek jon namaze dariye bolche. 1st bolod: Dekh nodite ki dhew. 2nd bolod: R e namaz er somoi kotha bole nah. 3rd bolod: Ami kin2 kotha boli nai.

187) Boy:Apu apni ki single?Girl:Na sathe sandel ace.Boy:Apnar sandel ta nice. Girl:khulbo naki.Boy:Apnar dress ta aro nice. Khulben naki?

188) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai...

189) Apni ki 100% gurantee sohokare forsha hote chan? Mukher bron o mesta dur korte chan? Boyos komiye ante o slim hote chan? Tahole Ar Deri Keno? Aj e use korun . . . . . . . .. .Adobe Photoshop .Sobi edit koresundor o forsha hoye jan

190) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik.

191) Sir Question korlo tomra boro hoye ke ki hote chaw? Girl : sir ami akjon valo ma hote chai. Boy : sir ami Oke saharjo korte chai!

192) 1din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla.

193) Bf: 2mi amk ababe chare dite parle? Gf:ha parlam. Bf: kin2 kno? Gf:karon kobigoro kazi nozrul islam bolachen paribona a ktati bliona r.

194) Hate hat rekhe bondhutto hoy,Cokhe cokh rekhe suvo dristy hoy,Thote thot rekhe........?Are na na osob kichu na....mukh bondho hoy.

195) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:-Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

196) Sir:chalader memory koto GP? Stud:Unlimited. Sir:ki vabe bujla? Student: jokhon j maya k valo lage takei download kore nei.sir :yes!!!

197) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

198) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ? Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

199) Bf: Jan,2mi na Chadr moto Gf: kno boloto? Bf: Surjer alo na paile jemon Chad deka jai na,Temni Make-up na korle 2mai dekha jaina

200) Sir: boloto robi thakur er jonmo shal koto ? Stu: Sir bolte pari na. Sir: ei j boi er upore lekha (1861-1941) .Stu: Ame vabche oita unar mobile number.

201) Banorer SELE: Maa ami biye kobe korbo? Maa banor: Hobe hobe tor jonno patri k sms pathano hoyse, sms pore patri hashlei bujbi biyete raji!

202) Gash sarle gondho ber hoe keno............? Ans: jate kanara o enjoy korte pare.

203) Ram: janish ami r amar girl friend biye korchi ! Shayam: bah !! Darun khobor !! Tahole kobe biye korchis !! Ram : ami biye korchi 14 feb r amar girl friend biye korche 20 feb.

204) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe.

205) Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai!

206) JIBONER LOKKO Sir: Tumi boro hoye ki korbe? Stu: Biye. Sir: Ami bojaite chaichi boro hoye tumi ki hobe? Stu: Jamai.

207) Sir: boloto prithibite shob cheye chalak ke, student: keno sir goru, sir:kivabe bujhle, student: karon oti chalak er golay dori.

208) jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300 amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao.

209) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

210) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.