Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 5)

121) munna: amar gf songe somporkho nosto hoye gechhe, kal gf tar notun boy friend-er sathe kisser chhobi mms kore amake pathalo. tomy: ta tui ki korli? munna: gf-er baba k pthiye dilam.

122) ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

123) santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno? goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai. santa: re baba 2din to gorur dudh diye jete parte.

124) malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao. chakor: babu, mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

125) akash ajo kalo hoye chheye gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.

126) Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !! Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei.

127) Meye Ar Moshar Modde ChoromBhabe Mill Ache ....?? Kheyeal Kore Dekben ,Mil Ta kothay ??Ar kheyal koriyen na :P Duijon e Kaner Pase Ase Pe Pe Kore :P Kan jalapala + Dui Joner Kisser Modde Soman Bish....

128) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !

129) Jakir bhai doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi. Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe.

130) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !

131) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!

132) Man1-2mr nam ki?.Man2-denish.M1- babar nam?.M2-finish.M1-koren ki?.M2- palish.M1-hate ki?.M2-Elish.M1-dam ko2?.M2-tiris.M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

133) Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte!

134) Wif:2mi amk aktuo valobaso na sudu misti ktha blo Hus:(baccader dekie bollo)tahole oder ki internet teke download korsi?

135) Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro. Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

136) Sir:tumi kalke college ashoni kano? Std: pan veja chilo. Sir: tomar pan to shedin veja chilo.aj abar . Tomar ki hoye jay amake bolo. Std: ami choto thaka kalin bisana veja tam.akhon ki jani, shokale ghum theke uthe dekhi pan veja.

137) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo? Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

138) Man1:assa vai ai rasta ta ki, hospital er dike geche? Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase!

139) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam.

140) Ek Chhele R Ek Meye Park E Bose Chilo.. Cheleta Meyetake Kiss Korte Gelo... Girl:Uhu! Biyer Age Esob Kichhu Noy! Boy: Dont Worry! Dear. Amar Biye Hoye Geche.....

141) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiye daw.

142) Life mane Ruchi dal vaza:ah! darunmoza.Frnd mane Frutika: akto beshipure. R best friend mane Pran chatni:jarshad tok, jal, misty. .

143) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce Bangladesher Mayera.

144) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

145) "1ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA.

146) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

147) Sir: women ar mane ki? stupid_student: w=want o=one m=men e=every n=night

148) Akdin raja singhasone bose Gopal var ke bollo tomar r amar tofat ki?Gopal tar sit o rajar siter dorotto mepe bollo 2 hat

149) Husbend: Amar wife aj mara geche, Ami onek chesta Korchi Kannar jonno, Kin2 choke pani ashche na.. Ekhon ami ki korbo ? Bondhu: Khubi Sohoj .. Ekbar chinta kor je se fire eseche..

150) Person 1: Chigarate Khaw ? Person 2: Na.. P1: Mod ? P2: Na . P1: Onno kuno nesa ? P2: Na . P1: Tobe moja korar jonno ki koro ? P2: Mittha kotha boli..