Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 5)

121) "Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:-vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U...

122) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili? Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

123) Onekdin por dorlam valo laglo ektu tiplam norom laglo. tarpor ektu chuslam moja laglo. Oh ay year a protom paka mango khelam..

124) Wife: Ah aste lagse to..! Hus: R ektukani..! Wife: R parchi na..! Hus: akhoni dhuke jabe..! Wife: uff ki tight..! Hus:-bhoy nei dhuke jabe..! Wife: Amar to kosto hosse..! Hus:-kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe..! Wife:-plz ami R parchina..! Hus:- DUR TOMAR CHURI TOMI PORO...!!

125) Police officer: 2mi chorta k dorte parle na. Habildar:na sir,tobe or hater chap dhore rekeci. P.O:very good. koi dekhi.HAB: ei je sir amar gale.

126) Bechelor help center- a apnake sagotom. Love tips- er jonno 1 chapun, biyer jonno 2 chapun. R 2nd biyer jonno 1st bouer "Gola chapun".

127) Man: Apni kadchen keno? Mohila: Goto rate amar sob goyna Churi hoye Geche... Man: jak Ejjot ta to ache. Mohila: eta Beche to Goyna kine Chilam.

128) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ?

129) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi.

130) "2mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul""

131) Ogo amar prio toma.tomay janai ak botol vhalobasa.tomay na pele riksar tole jan dimu.kola gase fas die atto hotta korbo.ar na hoy 1glas panite dub die jibon dimu.

132) Dadu:kira lamia ,aynar shana chokh bondo kora daria achis ken? Lamia:gumea thakla chehara kemon dheka ak2 dhekcilam

133) Sir:boloto. Biddut comkale age dkhi, bt sobdo pore suni kn ? Stu : ata to eassy. Cz cokh amadr kaner 4 angul samne ase. Tai

134) hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam!

135) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita - mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

136) Hus:-aj rate tomake korbo.. wife:- kotokhon korba?"Hus:-sara rat korbo.. wife:-ami tu mara jabo.."Hus:-keno? wife:-sms porte porte!!

137) Ekdin dujon pagol rasta diye jachcchilo.. Tokhon tara tinte boom dekhte pelo tader moddhe akta pagol bollo chol boom gulo police k diye asi aar akta pagol bollo jodi jate jate ekta boom fete jai.onno pagolta bollo mithe bolbo.bolbo amra duto boom peyechilam..

138) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:-what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage..

139) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi.

140) Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

141) Tomake onek din dore 1ta kotha bolte chassi.But bolte parini.Because sojog paini r mone ekta voi tomi jodi kisu mind koro.Ami jani kothata sone tomi venge porbe.But ami aj r na bole parsina.Please kaoke bolbe na.Ami jani tomar khub kharap lagbe.Tobo bolte hocsy.Kothata holo..............................Alur dam abar bartesay.

142) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe.

143) Person 1: Chigarate Khaw ? Person 2: Na.. P1: Mod ? P2: Na . P1: Onno kuno nesa ? P2: Na . P1: Tobe moja korar jonno ki koro ? P2: Mittha kotha boli..

144) Husbend: Amar wife aj mara geche, Ami onek chesta Korchi Kannar jonno, Kin2 choke pani ashche na.. Ekhon ami ki korbo ? Bondhu: Khubi Sohoj .. Ekbar chinta kor je se fire eseche..

145) Akdin raja singhasone bose Gopal var ke bollo tomar r amar tofat ki?Gopal tar sit o rajar siter dorotto mepe bollo 2 hat

146) Sir: women ar mane ki? stupid_student: w=want o=one m=men e=every n=night

147) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

148) "1ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA.

149) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

150) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce Bangladesher Mayera.