Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 5)

121) Jibon-Sar 1ta Prosno Kori?Sar-Kor?Jibon- Cricket Mas ce 1Bole Lagbe24Ran,Sobai Niscit Mas Hare Gache,Dosokra Hotas,Kintu Na Bating Dol Masta Jitlo,Ki Vabe?Sar-Som VobNA?Jibon-Bat Korcilo Onnonto Jolil,So Jore Bat Korlen Bol 4Kondo Hoye4Dike Galo.Ar Ran4x6=24 Ran Holo,O Somvob Ke Somvob Korai Joliler

122) Sar,Amon Akta Bipoder Nam Bolo Ja Thake Udar Hole O Bipod Na Hole O Bipod,Studant-Lungi Te Agun Lagle Sar Tokhon Longi Khule O Bipod Na Khule Moha Bipod.

123) Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?

124) Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe? Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!!

125) Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo- Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to? Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!!

126) Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B- Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato? Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

127) ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na .

128) Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.

129) 1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.

130) Sir; bolo to tumpa, pakhi kake bole? Tumpa; jar pakha ase, urte pare, gaan gay, take pakhi bole, Sir; shabash, akta udahoro daw to? Tumpa; jemon mosha.!

131) FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris-- Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?Chele:- Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!

132) class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.

133) Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Paser Falater Abul Ke Dakho Sa Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na?Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korcilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marce.Bow Ki?

134) Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo.

135) Meyer Biye Hoche Sa Khane Tar Purono Primik O Asace,Tadar Brakaper Somporker Kotha Ak Lok Jane Na.Lok Ta Bollo Apni Ke Bor?Na Ami To Sami Finale Bad Hoye Gache.Final Dakte Aseci. Lok: Shocked

136) 1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu- Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn? Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

137) 1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.

138) Apni ki 100% gurantee sohokare forsha hote chan? Mukher bron o mesta dur korte chan? Boyos komiye ante o slim hote chan? Tahole Ar Deri Keno? Aj e use korun . . . . . . . .. .Adobe Photoshop .Sobi edit koresundor o forsha hoye jan

139) Dakat:ai,sob goinagati chupchap amk dea de mohila:ne,,ai ne..dul ne,har ne,nakhchabi ne,nupur ne,churi ne,sob ne,,,sob pore moyna seje bose thak,, dakat:ma amr sorry,, TU TO EMOTIONAL HO GAYI!!!

140) Akti solonto train ar kamray 3 jon mohila boshe golpo korche, tader 1 joner boyosh 50 1 joner 40 1 joner 30. Shei kamray olpo boyoshi akta chele shue tader golpo shunche. Mohila 3 jon golpo korte korte boyosher kothay ashe jay. Jar boyosh 50 se bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 35. 2nd jon bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 25. 3rd jon bollo; amar r koto hobe? ai dorun 15. Ai 3 mohilar boyosh komanu shune cheleti dhopash kore shua theke niche pore gelo. Pore jabar shate shate 3 mohila tar kase agie ashlo jiggesh korte laglo kivabe porle? Tokhon cheleti uttor dilo ami to pori nai, ami ai matro jonmogrohon korlam.

141) Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo.

142) Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai!

143) Pepe gach, kola gach sob..Meyera chapa baj,..... "kokil kalo,jam kalo sob..selera khub valo..

144) tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

145) Pesenjer:hello ai je sunun apni amar pokote hat dhukacchen keno.Butper:Sorry ami vebesilam eta amar poket.Pesenjer:akt thappor marlo.Butper:Thappor marlen keno.Pesenjer:Sorry ami vebe silam eta amar gall . . .

146) ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai.ata purano, notun ta holo ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi

147) Ami Jodi Mosa Hotam Tahole 2my Dine 100 Ta Kiss Kortam,Meye-Ta Hole Ami O Onek Khusi Hotam.Allu-Kano? Meye-Karon......2make Dine 100 Ta Thapor Marte Partam.

148) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika; (abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

149) Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!

150) Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!