Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 5)

121) 1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.

122) Amar Sonar Bangla- Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi,, Chirodin Tomar Akash-Tomar Batash Dekhe Ami Hashi- Tobu o Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi. . .

123) Jibon-Sar 1ta Prosno Kori?Sar-Kor?Jibon- Cricket Mas ce 1Bole Lagbe24Ran,Sobai Niscit Mas Hare Gache,Dosokra Hotas,Kintu Na Bating Dol Masta Jitlo,Ki Vabe?Sar-Som VobNA?Jibon-Bat Korcilo Onnonto Jolil,So Jore Bat Korlen Bol 4Kondo Hoye4Dike Galo.Ar Ran4x6=24 Ran Holo,O Somvob Ke Somvob Korai Joliler

124) Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?

125) Sir; bolo to tumpa, pakhi kake bole? Tumpa; jar pakha ase, urte pare, gaan gay, take pakhi bole, Sir; shabash, akta udahoro daw to? Tumpa; jemon mosha.!

126) Ram- janish amar bow paliye geche ! Sham- Police k khobor dey ! Ram- Orebaba , Na na , Er agey amar bike churi hoyechilo , police 2mash chaliye ferot diche.

127) Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B- Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato? Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

128) FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris-- Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?Chele:- Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!

129) Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo- Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to? Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!!

130) class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.

131) ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na .

132) Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.

133) Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo.

134) Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Paser Falater Abul Ke Dakho Sa Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na?Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korcilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marce.Bow Ki?

135) 1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.

136) Akti solonto train ar kamray 3 jon mohila boshe golpo korche, tader 1 joner boyosh 50 1 joner 40 1 joner 30. Shei kamray olpo boyoshi akta chele shue tader golpo shunche. Mohila 3 jon golpo korte korte boyosher kothay ashe jay. Jar boyosh 50 se bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 35. 2nd jon bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 25. 3rd jon bollo; amar r koto hobe? ai dorun 15. Ai 3 mohilar boyosh komanu shune cheleti dhopash kore shua theke niche pore gelo. Pore jabar shate shate 3 mohila tar kase agie ashlo jiggesh korte laglo kivabe porle? Tokhon cheleti uttor dilo ami to pori nai, ami ai matro jonmogrohon korlam.

137) Meyer Biye Hoche Sa Khane Tar Purono Primik O Asace,Tadar Brakaper Somporker Kotha Ak Lok Jane Na.Lok Ta Bollo Apni Ke Bor?Na Ami To Sami Finale Bad Hoye Gache.Final Dakte Aseci. Lok: Shocked

138) 1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu- Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn? Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

139) Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo.

140) Apni ki 100% gurantee sohokare forsha hote chan? Mukher bron o mesta dur korte chan? Boyos komiye ante o slim hote chan? Tahole Ar Deri Keno? Aj e use korun . . . . . . . .. .Adobe Photoshop .Sobi edit koresundor o forsha hoye jan

141) Dakat:ai,sob goinagati chupchap amk dea de mohila:ne,,ai ne..dul ne,har ne,nakhchabi ne,nupur ne,churi ne,sob ne,,,sob pore moyna seje bose thak,, dakat:ma amr sorry,, TU TO EMOTIONAL HO GAYI!!!

142) tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

143) Pesenjer:hello ai je sunun apni amar pokote hat dhukacchen keno.Butper:Sorry ami vebesilam eta amar poket.Pesenjer:akt thappor marlo.Butper:Thappor marlen keno.Pesenjer:Sorry ami vebe silam eta amar gall . . .

144) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika; (abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

145) Pepe gach, kola gach sob..Meyera chapa baj,..... "kokil kalo,jam kalo sob..selera khub valo..

146) ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai.ata purano, notun ta holo ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi

147) Ami Jodi Mosa Hotam Tahole 2my Dine 100 Ta Kiss Kortam,Meye-Ta Hole Ami O Onek Khusi Hotam.Allu-Kano? Meye-Karon......2make Dine 100 Ta Thapor Marte Partam.

148) Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!

149) Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai!

150) Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!