Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 6)

151) Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben? Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe? Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!!

152) 3ta Matal aka car e uthlo driver bujte parlo sob koyta Matal car start kore off kore bollo namun powse gecy.Prothom tay 10tk bokhsit dilo.Diteotay dhonnobad dilo.R Triteo tay akta thappor diye bollo eto speed e keo gari chalay....

153) Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo- Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben? Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo. Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli?

154) Stu1 :Janis Amader Sir Er Na Kichu Mone Thake Na. stu2 : Ki Kore Bujhli ? Stu1 : Sir Nijei Likhe Bolen Ramayan Ke Kikhechen ?

155) Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo- Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish? Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !..

156) Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja... Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha...

157) Baba chele ke bolche, Baba: Tui paleye bia kore amader shongshare dag dili ? Chele: Dag theke jodi darun kichu hoi tahole dagi valo ????????

158) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen- sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

159) Husbend: Amar wife aj mara geche, Ami onek chesta Korchi Kannar jonno, Kin2 choke pani ashche na.. Ekhon ami ki korbo ? Bondhu: Khubi Sohoj .. Ekbar chinta kor je se fire eseche..

160) Interview w akta chele ke prosno kora hlo..vabo j,,tmu akta building er at tolay roe6o.. Amon smy building e agun dhore glo..tmi kivabe nije k bachabe??? Chele:ami vaba bondho kore dbo;)

161) JamEs Er PagLa Hawa 2 (Lungi Version):- Pagla Hawar Thore, Lungi Amar Uru Uru Kore, Ore Ore Hawa Tham Na Re, Lungi Porchi Bohudin Pore..!!!

162) "Nari nitimala 2011" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biyea kore ahance, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba ,sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

163) Ekta chele k ekta luk bolche ei chele tomi ki poro ? Cheleti: half pent ! Lukti: na na na ! Ami bolte chachilam Tomi kothai poro ! Cheleti: keno ? Navir niche !

164) Digital cheleder Slogan: Thakbo Nako shart Pore, Dekabo Ebar daho tare. Thakbo ami pent Pore, Hatbo Ami Dong kore, meyera Jeno chok mare.

165) Sir:Akta gan gawoto? Student:Bristy pore tapur tupur bodna hate Abul gofur aka baka metho pothe lungee khulia haita jay area bukta faita jay. . .

166) Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen- Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo? Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche! Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri! Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!!

167) Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin-char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus- e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo, Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika, Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na! Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na! Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi ! Luk; tahole ke apni? Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!!

168) Meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele-ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam bolbi na.

169) Ram: janish ami r amar girl friend biye korchi ! Shayam: bah !! Darun khobor !! Tahole kobe biye korchis !! Ram : ami biye korchi 14 feb r amar girl friend biye korche 20 feb.

170) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro- soft !@!!!:)

171) Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta? Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!!

172) Judge: 2mi 2mar husbend k chair diye merecho ken ? Wife: Ki korbo ami toh table uthate pari nah.

173) Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal. Akta owshod den to shiggir. Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom? Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen? Dr. He pacchi, keno? Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na.

174) Tumio 1din amar moto kadbe... Amar moto choker jol felbe.... Kosto pabe.. Amar kotha chinta korbe.. Kobe jano? J din tumio amar moto piyaj katbe!!

175) Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage ! Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !!

176) Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!

177) Sir: women ar mane ki? stupid_student: w=want o=one m=men e=every n=night

178) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh.

179) Jakir bhai doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi. Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe.

180) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.