Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 6)

151) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe.

152) Tomake onek din dore 1ta kotha bolte chassi.But bolte parini.Because sojog paini r mone ekta voi tomi jodi kisu mind koro.Ami jani kothata sone tomi venge porbe.But ami aj r na bole parsina.Please kaoke bolbe na.Ami jani tomar khub kharap lagbe.Tobo bolte hocsy.Kothata holo..............................Alur dam abar bartesay.

153) Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

154) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi.

155) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:-what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage..

156) Ekdin dujon pagol rasta diye jachcchilo.. Tokhon tara tinte boom dekhte pelo tader moddhe akta pagol bollo chol boom gulo police k diye asi aar akta pagol bollo jodi jate jate ekta boom fete jai.onno pagolta bollo mithe bolbo.bolbo amra duto boom peyechilam..

157) Hus:-aj rate tomake korbo.. wife:- kotokhon korba?"Hus:-sara rat korbo.. wife:-ami tu mara jabo.."Hus:-keno? wife:-sms porte porte!!

158) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita - mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

159) hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam!

160) Sir:boloto. Biddut comkale age dkhi, bt sobdo pore suni kn ? Stu : ata to eassy. Cz cokh amadr kaner 4 angul samne ase. Tai

161) Dadu:kira lamia ,aynar shana chokh bondo kora daria achis ken? Lamia:gumea thakla chehara kemon dheka ak2 dhekcilam

162) Ogo amar prio toma.tomay janai ak botol vhalobasa.tomay na pele riksar tole jan dimu.kola gase fas die atto hotta korbo.ar na hoy 1glas panite dub die jibon dimu.

163) "2mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul""

164) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi.

165) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ?

166) Man: Apni kadchen keno? Mohila: Goto rate amar sob goyna Churi hoye Geche... Man: jak Ejjot ta to ache. Mohila: eta Beche to Goyna kine Chilam.

167) Bechelor help center- a apnake sagotom. Love tips- er jonno 1 chapun, biyer jonno 2 chapun. R 2nd biyer jonno 1st bouer "Gola chapun".

168) Police officer: 2mi chorta k dorte parle na. Habildar:na sir,tobe or hater chap dhore rekeci. P.O:very good. koi dekhi.HAB: ei je sir amar gale.

169) Wife: Ah aste lagse to..! Hus: R ektukani..! Wife: R parchi na..! Hus: akhoni dhuke jabe..! Wife: uff ki tight..! Hus:-bhoy nei dhuke jabe..! Wife: Amar to kosto hosse..! Hus:-kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe..! Wife:-plz ami R parchina..! Hus:- DUR TOMAR CHURI TOMI PORO...!!

170) Onekdin por dorlam valo laglo ektu tiplam norom laglo. tarpor ektu chuslam moja laglo. Oh ay year a protom paka mango khelam..

171) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili? Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

172) "Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:-vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U...

173) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo!

174) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..

175) 2frnd ar moddhe kotha hocce.1st:Manush er brain 1ta ajob jontro.2nd:Ken ki hoise?1st:Rbolis na brain ghum theke uthar pore kaj kore,24hour kaj kore,365days kaj kore kin2 exam dite gele r kaj kore na.

176) Harmuniam r bonduker dukan diyeche arif.dukane akdin arifer bondo somon aslo.somon:kire toito dui pranter jiniser dukan khulesis.brikri kmn hoi.arif:hoi mane?dutoi soman tale brikri hoi.somon:kivabe?arif:keu harmuniam kinle kodin por tar protibeshi ase bonduk kinte.

177) Judge: 2mi 2mar husbend k chair diye merecho ken ? Wife: Ki korbo ami toh table uthate pari nah.

178) Pepe gach, kola gach sob..Meyera chapa baj,..... "kokil kalo,jam kalo sob..selera khub valo..

179) Tumio 1din amar moto kadbe... Amar moto choker jol felbe.... Kosto pabe.. Amar kotha chinta korbe.. Kobe jano? J din tumio amar moto piyaj katbe!!

180) Dui mosha notun urte shikheche. . .1st mosha: dosto ja tui ektu ure ayto dekhi.2nd mosha: jachchi dara. . ..(ure ashar por)1st: kemon laglo re??2nd: are kois na dosto. shobai amar ural deikkha amar kaner ashe pashe hat tali deoya shuru korse. .