Bangla Insult Sms, Bangla Boka Bananor Sms, Bangla Pochano Sms

1) Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ...

2) AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ...TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ___,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.

3) SOB SOMAY MONE RAKHBE....CREAM BISCUIT E CREAM THAKE,KINTU TIGER BISCUIT E TIGER THAKE NA.

4) Amar bashay tumar Dawat. Tumar jonno ja ranna kora hobe ta holo :- 1: Tela pokar chor-chori. 2: Tiktikir jhul. 3: Edur er kabab 4: Mosa bhaji 5: Machi fry 6: Chika sup 7: Biraler mangso bhuna 8: Benger rost 9: Pocha alour vorta 10: Makorsha sutki. Aro onek kichu. Asbe kintu,na asle postabe.

5) Sara rat gum nai shudu tumar kotha chinta kore. Tumi kokon ashbe ar tumar shathe dheka korbo. Tumak dekar jonno mon sotfot kortese. Kokon tumi asia amar mobile churi kore nia jaiba..

6) Ka Ki Ku Ku Ki Ka Ki Ka ku Ka Ki Ki Ku Ka Ki Ku...... Congrtultion!! U hv nicely learnt monkeyS language.collect ur crtificte frm ZOO...

7) tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil.....

8) Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...! gdmrng

9) Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma..forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao

10) *Alu,potol, torkary-meyader mon sorkari. *Aam,jam,kathal Kichu meara bachal. <1mot hole like deo>

11) Ai sms porte ache jar mon, ke boley "VERA" take, "GADHA" Sei jon.

12) "Alu- 1.kg matro 25.tk "dalli- 1.kg matro 120.tk "oil- 1.kg matro 135.tk "morich- 1.kg matro 200.tk "mach er ja dam! But 1ta miss call only 00.00.tk tobuo 1 ta miss paina "Desh ta ki kiptai bore gase naki.."

13) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani k bolto.

14) Ei SMS ta detect korte paare : Tumi Purush/Male ki naa Answer -er Janya neeche dekho . . . . . . . Bewakoof ekhane noy, Nijer neeche dekho !

15) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani ke bolto.

16) Son: Abbu Abbu,ami Ghada dekhbo. Father:Na baba,ekhon na. Son: Keno,ekhon ki hoyeche? Father:Karon ekhon Ghada SMS porche.

17) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabnamental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.

18) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Ragkorle "BOU"

19) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe, tomar do hat amar dikay barabe ,tokhon ami bolbo................................. sorry maf Koren vangti nai. ha...ha...

20) Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. .tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro.

21) "Goru gas neye busy.. "Biral mach neye busy.. "Pipra misty neye busy.. "Ami sms korte korte busy.. R gadha/ gadhi ra amar sms porte busy..

22) Meyeder 4ta jotil rong. "1 theke 4 line besi buje.. "2- Nijer dos gopon rakhe.. "3- Nejke onek smart vabe.. "4- Onek cheler sathe pram ar ovinoy kore..

23) Laily Mojnuke Vulte pare! shirin forhadke Vulte pare! kintu ami 2make vulte parbona. karon 2mi amar JUTA churi korecho...!!

24) LOVE is dolna , you more vulona , Happy hobo 2jona , It is my kamona , nice tomar chehara , Sweet kore haso , Sotti kore bolo tumi koy Jon k VALOBASO ?

25) Koto Sur, Koto Gan, Meyera sob Beiman. Gach,Pata,Ful-meyeder ke Bissash Kora Vul. Ridoy, Mon, Pran- meyera Keno Ato soytan ?

26) Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.

27) Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago.Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha.

28) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada,Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo..

29) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite."

30) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe, tomar do hat amar dikay barabe ,tokhon ami bolbo................................. sorry maf Koren vangti nai. ha...ha...