Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 10)

271) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik.

272) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

273) Police officer: 2mi chorta k dorte parle na. Habildar:na sir,tobe or hater chap dhore rekeci. P.O:very good. koi dekhi.HAB: ei je sir amar gale.

274) Ogo amar prio toma.tomay janai ak botol vhalobasa.tomay na pele riksar tole jan dimu.kola gase fas die atto hotta korbo.ar na hoy 1glas panite dub die jibon dimu.

275) Ekdin dujon pagol rasta diye jachcchilo.. Tokhon tara tinte boom dekhte pelo tader moddhe akta pagol bollo chol boom gulo police k diye asi aar akta pagol bollo jodi jate jate ekta boom fete jai.onno pagolta bollo mithe bolbo.bolbo amra duto boom peyechilam..

276) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

277) ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

278) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

279) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj.

280) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ?

281) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!

282) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.

283) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai...

284) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..

285) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi"

286) Chele:tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele:mane!!!! Meye:amr nam nupur,,tomar nam ki??? Chele:hate dea blbo?na mukhe dea?? Meye:mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele:amr nam prosad....

287) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi.

288) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

289) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe.

290) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

291) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !

292) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi.