Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 10)

271) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik.

272) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai...

273) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

274) Harmuniam r bonduker dukan diyeche arif.dukane akdin arifer bondo somon aslo.somon:kire toito dui pranter jiniser dukan khulesis.brikri kmn hoi.arif:hoi mane?dutoi soman tale brikri hoi.somon:kivabe?arif:keu harmuniam kinle kodin por tar protibeshi ase bonduk kinte.

275) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo!

276) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ?

277) Ogo amar prio toma.tomay janai ak botol vhalobasa.tomay na pele riksar tole jan dimu.kola gase fas die atto hotta korbo.ar na hoy 1glas panite dub die jibon dimu.

278) hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam!

279) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

280) Ek Chhele R Ek Meye Park E Bose Chilo.. Cheleta Meyetake Kiss Korte Gelo... Girl:Uhu! Biyer Age Esob Kichhu Noy! Boy: Dont Worry! Dear. Amar Biye Hoye Geche.....

281) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

282) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.

283) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!

284) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi.

285) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..

286) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

287) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi"

288) Chele:tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele:mane!!!! Meye:amr nam nupur,,tomar nam ki??? Chele:hate dea blbo?na mukhe dea?? Meye:mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele:amr nam prosad....

289) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe.

290) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !

291) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

292) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi.