Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 9)

241) ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe.swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao,o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.

242) ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe, valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.

243) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

244) 3 bolod nodir pare namaz porche.. Ek jon namaze dariye bolche. 1st bolod: Dekh nodite ki dhew. 2nd bolod: R e namaz er somoi kotha bole nah. 3rd bolod: Ami kin2 kotha boli nai.

245) Dui mosha notun urte shikheche. . .1st mosha: dosto ja tui ektu ure ayto dekhi.2nd mosha: jachchi dara. . ..(ure ashar por)1st: kemon laglo re??2nd: are kois na dosto. shobai amar ural deikkha amar kaner ashe pashe hat tali deoya shuru korse. .

246) 2frnd ar moddhe kotha hocce.1st:Manush er brain 1ta ajob jontro.2nd:Ken ki hoise?1st:Rbolis na brain ghum theke uthar pore kaj kore,24hour kaj kore,365days kaj kore kin2 exam dite gele r kaj kore na.

247) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo!

248) Bechelor help center- a apnake sagotom. Love tips- er jonno 1 chapun, biyer jonno 2 chapun. R 2nd biyer jonno 1st bouer "Gola chapun".

249) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe.

250) Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro. Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

251) Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte!

252) Boy:Apu apni ki single?Girl:Na sathe sandel ace.Boy:Apnar sandel ta nice. Girl:khulbo naki.Boy:Apnar dress ta aro nice. Khulben naki?

253) Dadu:kira lamia ,aynar shana chokh bondo kora daria achis ken? Lamia:gumea thakla chehara kemon dheka ak2 dhekcilam

254) Sir:boloto. Biddut comkale age dkhi, bt sobdo pore suni kn ? Stu : ata to eassy. Cz cokh amadr kaner 4 angul samne ase. Tai

255) Person 1: Chigarate Khaw ? Person 2: Na.. P1: Mod ? P2: Na . P1: Onno kuno nesa ? P2: Na . P1: Tobe moja korar jonno ki koro ? P2: Mittha kotha boli..

256) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !

257) rastai hatir bayik kharap hoe glo,, se smy pepre ja6ilo scooty nea sei rasta dea ja6ilo,, se hati ke tar scooty te lift dilo.. Ki6uta jaoar por peprer para dea jaoar smy se hati bllo,,ek2 jhuke boso amr bap dekhe nile bas hoe jabe:D

258) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:-Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

259) Harmuniam r bonduker dukan diyeche arif.dukane akdin arifer bondo somon aslo.somon:kire toito dui pranter jiniser dukan khulesis.brikri kmn hoi.arif:hoi mane?dutoi soman tale brikri hoi.somon:kivabe?arif:keu harmuniam kinle kodin por tar protibeshi ase bonduk kinte.

260) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

261) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiye daw.

262) Ek Chhele R Ek Meye Park E Bose Chilo.. Cheleta Meyetake Kiss Korte Gelo... Girl:Uhu! Biyer Age Esob Kichhu Noy! Boy: Dont Worry! Dear. Amar Biye Hoye Geche.....

263) malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao. chakor: babu, mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

264) Chor Palale Naki Buddhi Bare. So, Nijer Buddhi Barate Chor Ke Palatedin, R Nije Ke Buddhiman Hisebe Gore Tulun (- _-)

265) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

266) Hate hat rekhe bondhutto hoy,Cokhe cokh rekhe suvo dristy hoy,Thote thot rekhe........?Are na na osob kichu na....mukh bondho hoy.

267) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai...

268) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

269) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj.

270) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..