Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 9)

241) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

242) Sir Question korlo tomra boro hoye ke ki hote chaw? Girl : sir ami akjon valo ma hote chai. Boy : sir ami Oke saharjo korte chai!

243) Dui mosha notun urte shikheche. . .1st mosha: dosto ja tui ektu ure ayto dekhi.2nd mosha: jachchi dara. . ..(ure ashar por)1st: kemon laglo re??2nd: are kois na dosto. shobai amar ural deikkha amar kaner ashe pashe hat tali deoya shuru korse. .

244) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe.

245) Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro. Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

246) 3 bolod nodir pare namaz porche.. Ek jon namaze dariye bolche. 1st bolod: Dekh nodite ki dhew. 2nd bolod: R e namaz er somoi kotha bole nah. 3rd bolod: Ami kin2 kotha boli nai.

247) Onekdin por dorlam valo laglo ektu tiplam norom laglo. tarpor ektu chuslam moja laglo. Oh ay year a protom paka mango khelam..

248) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo? Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

249) Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte!

250) malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao. chakor: babu, mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

251) Chor Palale Naki Buddhi Bare. So, Nijer Buddhi Barate Chor Ke Palatedin, R Nije Ke Buddhiman Hisebe Gore Tulun (- _-)

252) rastai hatir bayik kharap hoe glo,, se smy pepre ja6ilo scooty nea sei rasta dea ja6ilo,, se hati ke tar scooty te lift dilo.. Ki6uta jaoar por peprer para dea jaoar smy se hati bllo,,ek2 jhuke boso amr bap dekhe nile bas hoe jabe:D

253) Bechelor help center- a apnake sagotom. Love tips- er jonno 1 chapun, biyer jonno 2 chapun. R 2nd biyer jonno 1st bouer "Gola chapun".

254) Dadu:kira lamia ,aynar shana chokh bondo kora daria achis ken? Lamia:gumea thakla chehara kemon dheka ak2 dhekcilam

255) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce Bangladesher Mayera.

256) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiye daw.

257) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !

258) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade..!!

259) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj.

260) Police officer: 2mi chorta k dorte parle na. Habildar:na sir,tobe or hater chap dhore rekeci. P.O:very good. koi dekhi.HAB: ei je sir amar gale.

261) Man: Apni kadchen keno? Mohila: Goto rate amar sob goyna Churi hoye Geche... Man: jak Ejjot ta to ache. Mohila: eta Beche to Goyna kine Chilam.

262) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita - mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

263) Ekdin dujon pagol rasta diye jachcchilo.. Tokhon tara tinte boom dekhte pelo tader moddhe akta pagol bollo chol boom gulo police k diye asi aar akta pagol bollo jodi jate jate ekta boom fete jai.onno pagolta bollo mithe bolbo.bolbo amra duto boom peyechilam..

264) ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

265) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

266) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo!

267) hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam!

268) Ek Chhele R Ek Meye Park E Bose Chilo.. Cheleta Meyetake Kiss Korte Gelo... Girl:Uhu! Biyer Age Esob Kichhu Noy! Boy: Dont Worry! Dear. Amar Biye Hoye Geche.....

269) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

270) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.