Bangla Jokes Sms, Bangla Funny Sms, Bangla Koutuk Sms

1) 1din class e sobaike tar nij nij premik/premikar name likhte bola holo.
chelera 1munite er agei sobai tar premikar name likhlo.

ar meyera 5 munites por o bolche sir extra page please!...

2) ((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.

3) Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.

4) Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please."

5) Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"

6) 1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

7) lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA

8) Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !

9) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

10) 1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??

11) Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.

12) Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!

13) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!

14) Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.

15) RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe.

16) Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno? Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe? Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!!

17) Rice 1kg 40tk, Meat 1kg 250tk, Patoto 1kg 10tk, Onion 1kg 28 tk ,Salt 1 kg 19 tk , Oil 1 kg 108tk , But 1ta misscall matro 0.00tk.

18) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Rag korle "BOU"

19) Ekbar cheye dekho chadeny deboEkbar cheye dekho surjotapery deboEkbar kede dekho shob jolmuchy deboEkbar hese dekho 32ta datfele debo.

20) Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno? Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!!

21) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik

22) Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar? Bikreta; amar! Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!!

23) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!

24) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro-soft !@!!!:)

25) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen-sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

26) jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho.... dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.

27) Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor e dekh eta Tor Orginal Mobile..

28) Ak loker chele hobe. Er ashay ashay tar bouer 6ti meye hoyche. Aro akbar try kore. Ei bar ki hobe tar oppekay. akdin akta somoy chotto meye baba ke khobor dei baba amar aro akta bon hoiche... BaBa: hmm.. meyeto hobe ota to akta girls school gate.

29) Paychi ! Paychi ! Of ! Ki moza ! Paychi.Hurrah ! Ki anondo ! Peyechi.Etodin por Paychi.Aei SMS ti Porar jonno 1taPAGOL peyechi.HA! HA! HA!

30) sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.