Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 7)

181) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!

182) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

183) Buse 1Girl er Buk 1Boy Gaye Ghosa Kasse Cheleta Sojjo Korte Na Pere , Boy: Ai J Miss Apner Apple Gulo Amak Lagcheto. Girl: Apple Amar, Apner Somossa ki? Boy: Apple Apner Thik Ache But Juisto Amr ber hosse.!

184) Ak bow tar sami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to? sami:- na ki bolbe bolo. bow:- ami pegment. sami:- ata to khusir kotha. bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor________.

185) Phulsajya-r raate Bor romantic bhabe Bou-ke : Shona, aaj tomake Chand-e niye jabo, na Tara-te ? Bou lajja peye bollo: . . . . . Seta to tomar Rocket dekhei bolte parbo !

186) Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke liye mamuli hai "

187) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

188) Hus: cholo na ektu kheli. Wife: ki? Hur: oi je koto din dhore jeita kheli na. Wife: amar sorir ta valo na. Hur: mittha bolo na, ami ajke jor kore holeo khelbo. Wife: oh! 2mi naa...ekhono tomar kanamachi khelar boyos ace?

189) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na

190) Boltu:Sir akta dhada Olpo dile valolagena besi dile Bish shashury bole bou ke valo Moto dis.Sir:Class theke ber hoh beyadob.Boltu:Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha Gadha khailei bujbie.

191) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni:Cheleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.

192) Wife er punno rup hocse W: wonderful I: istull F: for E: enjoy [9,12,21] all. Thanks

193) Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !

194) Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

195) ek jungle e ek jora pramik- pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

196) Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

197) Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.

198) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What? Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

199) Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.

200) Meye:Jan Market e thakle shary Eno.Hotel e thakle birani Eno.Dokane thakle Misty Eno.Chele:Ami toylet e jan bolo tomar jonno ki Anbo.Meye:What???????????

201) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

202) Noton noton paira guli, choton bedhese. Doi dhare kiso meye goshol kortese. Ke dekhese ke dekhese, parar chelera dekese. Meyeder hate bra chilo, chure marese. Uff mojha legese. LOVE MIX

203) Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini ! ;-)

204) 1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)

205) Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !

206) Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

207) Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.

208) Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

209) Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na.

210) Jakhan ekta golap puro- puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)