Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 7)

181) Ak bow tar sami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to? sami:- na ki bolbe bolo. bow:- ami pegment. sami:- ata to khusir kotha. bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor________.

182) Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke liye mamuli hai "

183) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

184) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o. .ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

185) Wife er punno rup hocse W: wonderful I: istull F: for E: enjoy [9,12,21] all. Thanks

186) Phulsajya-r raate Bor romantic bhabe Bou-ke : Shona, aaj tomake Chand-e niye jabo, na Tara-te ? Bou lajja peye bollo: . . . . . Seta to tomar Rocket dekhei bolte parbo !

187) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

188) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

189) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni:Cheleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.

190) Hus: cholo na ektu kheli. Wife: ki? Hur: oi je koto din dhore jeita kheli na. Wife: amar sorir ta valo na. Hur: mittha bolo na, ami ajke jor kore holeo khelbo. Wife: oh! 2mi naa...ekhono tomar kanamachi khelar boyos ace?

191) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na

192) Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !

193) Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

194) Boltu:Sir akta dhada Olpo dile valolagena besi dile Bish shashury bole bou ke valo Moto dis.Sir:Class theke ber hoh beyadob.Boltu:Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha Gadha khailei bujbie.

195) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What? Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

196) ek jungle e ek jora pramik- pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

197) Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

198) Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini ! ;-)

199) Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !

200) Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.

201) Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.

202) Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

203) Noton noton paira guli, choton bedhese. Doi dhare kiso meye goshol kortese. Ke dekhese ke dekhese, parar chelera dekese. Meyeder hate bra chilo, chure marese. Uff mojha legese. LOVE MIX

204) 1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)

205) Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.

206) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

207) Meye:Jan Market e thakle shary Eno.Hotel e thakle birani Eno.Dokane thakle Misty Eno.Chele:Ami toylet e jan bolo tomar jonno ki Anbo.Meye:What???????????

208) Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na.

209) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle,Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

210) 1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha