Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 7)

181) Nadiar Biyerporer din Tar Bandhobir Sathe Dekha... Khusi: Kire Tor Basor Rat kemon Holo?. Nadia: R Bolis Na 1st Koyekbar Misscall Dilo, Jokhon Call Dhuklo Tokhon Balance Shes...!!

182) Tumi amar shiter pita. Tumi amar soyetar. Tumi amar hand glovs. Tumi amar lipjel. Tumi amar sokal,sondha,ratri belar Lap.

183) Tumi Jotoi Bolo Na Na Aj Tomake Ami Charbo Na. Kace Aso Tumi Kace Aso Priyo Toma. Tomai Chara Ami R Thakte Parci Na. Jotoi Bolo Tumi Aj Jabo Na Tomar Kace. Karon Somoyer Age Break Fell Koro Je.

184) Husband: Dhukche?? Wife: Hmm__ Hus: Betha Hoy Naki?? Wife: Na__ Hus: Valo Lagche?? Wife: Hmm____________ Hus: Tahole Cholo Oi " Juta " Guloi Kini..!!

185) Ai sms porle apni 2 taka paben. Aktu niche namen. R Aktu R aktu R Aktu R aktu Namen R aktu C C C 2 takar jonno apni ato niche namte parlen. C C C .....just for fun..

186) Rangamatir rong diye tumak rangabo, cox-bazar er jinuk diye tumak sajabo, ar amak jodi vule jaw bashkhalir bash diye marbo.

187) Bangladeshe onek dhan hoy, onek pat hoy, onek gom hoy, aro onek hortal hoy. Hortal uthpadone bangladesh onek agiye ache.

188) Onek Meye Mula diye kore. Keo Gajor diye kore. Keo Shosha diye kore. Kintu Keo To kheye bolena Sallat valolagena.

189) Oh my god r tipo na amar khub betha lagse. O no r parsi na please sere dao. Tumi amake j vabe tipso kew kaw k ki ei vabe tipe ami mobile bole ki amar jan ni.(AAA)

190) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na

191) 0000000000...ki dekhco? Agulo dim. gopon sutre jante parlam 2mi naki dim paro. Jak has/morgir kosto 2mi bujte parle..thank you !

192) Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele- ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

193) Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini !

194) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ......

195) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ?

196) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar.

197) Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee !

198) Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam

199) Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : Good night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

200) Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi !

201) Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

202) Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

203) Meye : Maa amader gram –e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay

204) 1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai"

205) Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo

206) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na !

207) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar

208) 1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche.

209) @Wife er punno rup hocse W: wonderful I: istull F: for E: enjoy [9,12,21] all. Thanks

210) 3ti meye (rinte,mahi,rima das) 3ti boro kolom niye 1ti gore dorja stop kore ki korce jano? ══/ amr jonno 1ti Love lettar likce.