Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 5)

121) Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

122) Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

123) Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)

124) Teacher ami Pranir name bolbo tomra achoron bolba.Teacher og.Student:Gheo Gheo.Teacher:Cat:Meo Meo.Teacher:Lion.Student:Ah Ah Ah.Teacher:Haram jadara ami Leone bolinai Lion bolshe.

125) Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.

126) Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.

127) Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.

128) Kichu din age ekta Mohila college er samne diye Market e jaite chilam.Hotath dekhlam koyekta meye boltese amar 3 mash R ekjon bollo amar 5 mash Pasher R ekjon bollo amar 10 mash 10 din.ami sune tusky kheye gelam.Tokhon tader moddha ekjon bole othlo amar 12 masher beton ei baki. . . . ?

129) College e sir bollo tomra k k gosol kore esheso.Meyera:Sir amra sobay gosol kore eshechi.Chelera:Chup kore bose ache.Sir:ki holo tomra.Chelera:Sir amra meyeder moto protidin bichnay hishu korina.Sir:Behush.......?

130) Somaz class e Teacher boloto dhorson kake bole.Boltu to dariye bolte laglo Sir Purush kortik eccay R Nari kortik onicchay je ghorson sristy hoy take dhorson bole.Teacher Sune Purai behush......?

131) Ak chele Girl friend er basay berate geche.Onek Rate Girlfriend er room e dhuke dekhlo friend ghumiye ache.Chele to sujok peye Tepa Tepe suro korese Girlfriend Chokh khule ai obostha dekhe bollo haramjada aste Tepo Mobileta Nosto hoye jabe.

132) Boltu:Sir akta dhada Olpo dile valolagena besi dile Bish shashury bole bou ke valo Moto dis.Sir:Class theke ber hoh beyadob.Boltu:Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha Gadha khailei bujbie.

133) Ekbar class e Madum blause er sathe golap lagiye esheche.kotha proshonge Madum bollo Golap pusthy pay kotha theke.Student Dariye bollo Dudh theke.Madum na pani theke.Student amiki jani Golaper Data eto niche Dhuke geche.

134) Meye:Jan Market e thakle shary Eno.Hotel e thakle birani Eno.Dokane thakle Misty Eno.Chele:Ami toylet e jan bolo tomar jonno ki Anbo.Meye:What???????????

135) Ador korben jevabe::First e chumu din.Er pore joriye dhore bichanay suye nin.Ebar niche hat diye dekhun veja kina veja thakle aste pant ta khule apnar bacchar pant ta change kore nin.

136) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren- Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

137) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na.

138) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

139) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

140) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What? Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

141) Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na.

142) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o. .ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

143) Boy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

144) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl ao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

145) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle, Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno? Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

146) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:

147) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na.

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149) ek jungle e ek jora pramik-pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

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