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62) wife: 2mi amar sari ultia ki dekhle. Husbnd:"Nojrul bolecen-"jakane dekhibe nari" ultaia dekhibe sari" paile o paite paro robi Thakurer dari"

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68) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle,Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

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75) Ak bou tar kobi jamai ka gia bole" tumar akta kobita lakhta atodin lage".kobi bole "ami jano tano kobi na,ami koek din khatar upor kolom rakhe,tarpor likhe".bou koe ai lagai to amader akhono bacha hoe na"

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84) Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

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88) 1ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?

89) 1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?

90) Bus-e ak mohila tar baccha niye jacche.conductor bus vara chaile take sudhu nijer vara ta dey.Conductor: bacchar vara den.Mohila: or vara lagbona. Oy ahono bota choshe.Cdtr: or bapeo to bota choshe tai boila ki or baper varao lagbona ???