Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 3)

61) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o..o..ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

62) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . .

63) what is difference between call girl,girl friend & wife?==>johny : prepaid,postpaid& lifetime

64) Sasuri:Ki Hoyece Bow Ma, 2mi Shari, Petikot Khule Chular Upore Dariye Aco Kno? Bow: Ma Ami Apnar Cheler Rater Khabar Gorom Kortechi.

65) Akta meye chador chapa die sue ache. Ete moja nei. Sudhu akta word add kore dilei ful masti. Sentence ta holo erom,"akta meye sudhu akta chador chapa die sue ache"..hasso mat.

66) Emon akta kaj korar age meyeder kache bolte je eto voi lage kintu korar somoy chele mey dujone khusite hase kade kintu seshe onek kadthe hoy ANS: Pream korar somoy bolte lojja i love you and vangte kanna i hate you.

67) kurbanir Eid. baba tar cheleke niye gelo goru kinte. saradin ghure fire sondhe bela akta roga-patla goru kine cheleke bollo---baba goruta niye tui bari ja ami bajar kore aschi. chele goru niye jacche. kichu dur jaowar por goruta dariye roilo. avabe bes koyek bar. sese cheleta akta lathi diye gorutake onek petalo. tai dekhe ak lok bollo- kire babu gorutake avabe marcho keno? cheleta bollp.... R koiyen na kaku. abbay akta voda kinna diche_Dhon da khali kharay. na marle jay na.

68) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle, Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno? Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo- Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

69) Boy:Boloto Meyeder kon jaigay hat dile veja lage.Girl:Naker vitore.Boy:Gorur ache charta kintu tomar ache Duita ki jinish seta.Girl:Duita pa.Boy:Right. . . . !

70) Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)

71) Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

72) Wife: Akta Khota Bolbo Marba Nato? Hus: Kije Bolo Na Tumi? Wife: Ame Pragrant! Hus: Ata To Khusir Khobor. Wife: Biyer Age Ekbar Baba Ka Bolachilam. Babato Marchilo Tai.

73) Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno? son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

74) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:-p

75) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?

76) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar !

77) ek jungle e ek jora pramik-pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

78) Boy: Ekonkar Juge Dud R Sonar Modde Hat Dewa Jayna. Girl: Ja Osobbo. Boy: Kibabe hat Dibo, Duder Kg 70 Taka R Sonar Vori 60 Hazar Taka...

79) Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki?.... Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aase...!!

80) Boy: kacha moric jal, tometo lal, chelera valobashe meyeder gal. Girl:ful dio, koli dio,kata dio na.aste kore kiss dio. kamor dio na.

81) Somaz class e Teacher boloto dhorson kake bole.Boltu to dariye bolte laglo Sir Purush kortik eccay R Nari kortik onicchay je ghorson sristy hoy take dhorson bole.Teacher Sune Purai behush......?

82) Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.

83) Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

84) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl ao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

85) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.

86) (ek jungle e ek jora pramik- pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

87) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye

88) Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)

89) Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

90) Meyera Buker pokete mobile rakle call dukena. Karon PAHARE Network nai, R Celera pent pokete mobile rakleo call duke. Karon pase TAWER ace.