Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 5)

121) Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.

122) Rastar dhare shami and istiry dujone mile ak sathe kherer pala ditese,akjun loc rasta diye jaitase ar oderke boltase ke bore ato din dhore korteso akhono peti hoiny

123) Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!

124) DORJA JANALA LIGHT SOB OFF AMAR 2TI THOT TOMER 2TI THOTE,AMAR 2TI HAT TOMAR KOMORE, TARPOR JORAJORI TOMAR BED A.

125) Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

126) Goto rate 2make sopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno?Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..!

127) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . . .

128) Shami and Stree Rate ak sathe suye ache.Stree:Hi jan tumi amake Emon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai.Shami:Uthe R deri na kore Fan er switch off kore dilo.

129) Gorur lej nore chore. Lej othay_a gobor pore. Jokhon sudu gobor pore. Tomar kotha mone pore. Jotodin porbe gobor. Ami nibo tomar khobor.

130) Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:Oshuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!

131) Prothome chaste hobe.Tar pore opure bose bose 20 theke 30 minite icche moto dui hat diye tel mekhe lal korte hobe.Tar pore matha ta kete Harir vitore dhukiye dile Tal er Rosh fotay fotay porbe.

132) AK lok bazar theke fire bolce...bazale mula,begun,shosa a gulor dam ato bere geche,r para jaina.akhon theke agulo frige a rekhe khabe.Tar bou kothata sune bollo tomar choto mayer jonno to rakhtei parina..

133) Teacher ami Pranir name bolbo tomra achoron bolba.Teacher og.Student:Gheo Gheo.Teacher:Cat:Meo Meo.Teacher:Lion.Student:Ah Ah Ah.Teacher:Haram jadara ami Leone bolinai Lion bolshe.

134) Dus2 Biral Khobor Dilo-Dim Diece Hati"Dim Teke Berie alo RamChagoler Nati"RamChagol Ti Dekte Kar M2?Akon J Sms Porce Tik Tar M2"

135) 1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.

136) Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.

137) College e sir bollo tomra k k gosol kore esheso.Meyera:Sir amra sobay gosol kore eshechi.Chelera:Chup kore bose ache.Sir:ki holo tomra.Chelera:Sir amra meyeder moto protidin bichnay hishu korina.Sir:Behush.......?

138) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na.

139) Son: ma ma, aj na parke baba akta sundor meye k darling blece. Mother:-are baba ami o aksomoy tor babar darling cilam.Tor baba khostay khostay amar ei obosta krece.

140) Ai tumi jani amake ki dibe? ki dibo? ki dibe jano na ki dibo bolona ki diba bolbo plz plz bolona 2ta kiss dibo.

141) 1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche..

142) 1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?

143) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:

144) MOI FUL TUMI KOLI MOI JUN TUMI BELI MOI JAN TUMI JURI TUMI RASTA MOI DHULI MOI VIM KOL TUMI GUTI.... MUR SMS PORHI RAATI NIDIBA BISONAT MUTI.

145) Prothome kase giye nere dekhlam.Tar pore khule prothome dhukate chesta korlam dhuklona.Ditio bar ultiye dhukalam dhuklona.Tritiyo bar onno akta chabi dhukalam hochot kore khule gelo room er Talata.

146) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl:Dao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

147) Boy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

148) Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?

149) oy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

150) Kichu din age ekta Mohila college er samne diye Market e jaite chilam.Hotath dekhlam koyekta meye boltese amar 3 mash R ekjon bollo amar 5 mash Pasher R ekjon bollo amar 10 mash 10 din.ami sune tusky kheye gelam.Tokhon tader moddha ekjon bole othlo amar 12 masher beton ei baki. . . . ?