Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 2)

31) Girl: Jan R Na Ebar Ghumate Dao na, Sararat To Korla. Boy: Ajke Kono Thamathami nai, Sararat Cholbe. G: R Parcina sona R koto? B: Atei Tierd Hoyegeco Matro to 200bar Korlam, G: Ajker Moto Sere Dao Na Jan. B: Ok, R 50 ta Korbo Free Sms Paichi Ses Korte Hobe To..

32) Bangladeshe onek dhan hoy, onek pat hoy, onek gom hoy, aro onek hortal hoy. Hortal uthpadone bangladesh onek agiye ache.

33) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na

34) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar.

35) 1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele- Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

36) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ......

37) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ?

38) Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini !

39) Onek Meye Mula diye kore. Keo Gajor diye kore. Keo Shosha diye kore. Kintu Keo To kheye bolena Sallat valolagena.

40) Tumi Jotoi Bolo Na Na Aj Tomake Ami Charbo Na. Kace Aso Tumi Kace Aso Priyo Toma. Tomai Chara Ami R Thakte Parci Na. Jotoi Bolo Tumi Aj Jabo Na Tomar Kace. Karon Somoyer Age Break Fell Koro Je.

41) Ai sms porle apni 2 taka paben. Aktu niche namen. R Aktu R aktu R Aktu R aktu Namen R aktu C C C 2 takar jonno apni ato niche namte parlen. C C C .....just for fun..

42) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !

43) Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

44) Preamik:jan az ke khub voyanok akta sopno dekhesi sudhu tumi R ami.Preamike:bolona plz.Preamik:Rate dekhi tumi R ami sara din ghorar garite bose bose puro dhakar shohor ghurlam.Preamika:Tar pore ki korle.Preamik:Sokale ghum theke othe dekhi porone lungee nai . . . .?

45) Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi !

46) Wife: Acca 2mi Amar Soriler Kon Jinisti Sob Somoy Tipte Chao, Kintu Paro Na... Hasband: Bolbona 2mi Rag Korbe... Wife: (hese) Na Rag Korbona Bolo,,, Hasband: 2mar Gola... Wife: Ki!...!!

47) Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee !

48) Boy:Suite hobe tomar.Girl:Na Na Na ami suite parbona and diteo debona.Boy:Aj tomake ditei hobe.Girl:Ok bt beta jeno na pai.Boy:Kapur tulo.Girl:O Ma ami sesh.Boy:ki jonno j doctor holam injection sojjo korte parena.

49) Tumi amar shiter pita. Tumi amar soyetar. Tumi amar hand glovs. Tumi amar lipjel. Tumi amar sokal,sondha,ratri belar Lap.

50) Shami estir sathe behde shuie ache...estir chule hath buliye..! Kadhe alto kore hath buliye golar nich diye pite diye hater nich diye ashe komorer niche ashe hothat shamir hath themye gelo...! Estri bollo " ki bapar...? Thamle keno....! Shami bollo: rimort peye gechi....! Tumi gumiye poro.....?

51) Sir-R-Student rasta diye hete jaitesilo hotath rastar Majhe Duita dog yea kortesilo.Student-Sir tara ektar opure R ekta othse keno.Sir ektay R ektake Chupe Chupe sahosh dicche.Student apnar meyeke sahosh dile sudhu kanna kore.

52) Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.

53) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.

54) 3 Ta Choto Choto Bacha,Paser Jatri Agrohi Hoye Bollen,Apni Ki Koren? Ami Kondom sells Man.O Acha Acha Khub Valo,To Chele Meye Gulo To Apnar Naki?Na Amr Na, Ta Hole?Bodro Lok O Gulo Castomar complient.

55) Rangamatir rong diye tumak rangabo, cox-bazar er jinuk diye tumak sajabo, ar amak jodi vule jaw bashkhalir bash diye marbo.

56) Boy:Jan emon ekta jinish jete 6 inchee lomba tomay ami dile tumi aram peye jothasthane dukiye rakhbe R bolbe aro dao ki jinish seta.Girl:Ja eto lojjar kotha ami bolte parbona.Boy:ki lojja 1000 tkr Note ta tumi kothay lukiye rakhte bolo. . .

57) Wife:Jano uz amar Shorbonash hoyesilo. Shami:ki? Wife:Gosol korar Somoy bath Room er Dorja khola silo ai Somoy tomar bondhu Eshe porlo. Shami:ki korle 2mi. Wife:Lojjay Orna diye Mukh dheke Rakhlam.

58) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

59) Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

60) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse