Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 2)

31) Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno. Boy:keno? Girl:Emnitei bollam. Boy:Pore bolbo. Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo. Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay. Girl:ki bolle. . . . . . ?

32) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.

33) Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:Oshuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!

34) Boy:Apa apnar Ornar niche fula fula duto jinish ki dekha jay. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Tiffen box. Boy:Vitore ki Rakhso. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Rater khabar. Boy:khub valo. . . . . !

35) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

36) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.

37) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno?Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.

38) Boy:Boloto Meyeder kon jaigay hat dile veja lage.Girl:Naker vitore.Boy:Gorur ache charta kintu tomar ache Duita ki jinish seta.Girl:Duita pa.Boy:Right. . . . !

39) Goto rate 2make sopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno?Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..!

40) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

41) Akta meye chador chapa die sue ache. Ete moja nei. Sudhu akta word add kore dilei ful masti. Sentence ta holo erom,"akta meye sudhu akta chador chapa die sue ache"..hasso mat.

42) Rastar dhare shami and istiry dujone mile ak sathe kherer pala ditese,akjun loc rasta diye jaitase ar oderke boltase ke bore ato din dhore korteso akhono peti hoiny

43) Sasuri:Ki Hoyece Bow Ma, 2mi Shari, Petikot Khule Chular Upore Dariye Aco Kno? Bow: Ma Ami Apnar Cheler Rater Khabar Gorom Kortechi.

44) Girl:ki holo tumi sudhu amar gaal & chokhe e chumu diso keno. Boy:Tomar gaal & chokh Boi er Moto ty ami tomar gaal e & chokhe chumu dei. Girl:Nicher Liebreary te agun lagche R tumi boi niye besto.

45) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

46) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni:Cheleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.

47) Prothome chaste hobe.Tar pore opure bose bose 20 theke 30 minite icche moto dui hat diye tel mekhe lal korte hobe.Tar pore matha ta kete Harir vitore dhukiye dile Tal er Rosh fotay fotay porbe.

48) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . . .

49) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye.

50) Prothome kase giye nere dekhlam.Tar pore khule prothome dhukate chesta korlam dhuklona.Ditio bar ultiye dhukalam dhuklona.Tritiyo bar onno akta chabi dhukalam hochot kore khule gelo room er Talata.

51) Kon kaj korar somoy sobche besi voy jene nao.jakhon ghore dhule ondhokare tik tak tuk tak nara chara kore takhon.jakhon opure othe kichu sporso korar chesta kore takhon.jakhon khule dhukan dhore takhon jodi birale Meuuu kore tar voyeo ber kore.vabe kiser awaz elo.tar pore abar dhukay mall ber kore jakhon niye jai takhon chore khusite khusite chole jay.ki dhukalo R ki ber korlo Tala theke chabi ber korlo.

52) Hus: cholo na ektu kheli. Wife: ki? Hur: oi je koto din dhore jeita kheli na. Wife: amar sorir ta valo na. Hur: mittha bolo na, ami ajke jor kore holeo khelbo. Wife: oh! 2mi naa...ekhono tomar kanamachi khelar boyos ace?

53) Emon akta kaj korar age meyeder kache bolte je eto voi lage kintu korar somoy chele mey dujone khusite hase kade kintu seshe onek kadthe hoy ANS: Pream korar somoy bolte lojja i love you and vangte kanna i hate you.

54) Kopal R Lungi, 2ta Jinis Ekoi! Karon ei 2ta Jekono Somoy Khule Jete Pare.Tobe "Kopal"Khulle Poush Mash R "Lungi" Khulle SorboNash.

55) oy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

56) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl:Dao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

57) Shami and Stree Rate ak sathe suye ache.Stree:Hi jan tumi amake Emon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai.Shami:Uthe R deri na kore Fan er switch off kore dilo.

58) Boy: kacha moric jal, tometo lal, chelera valobashe meyeder gal. Girl:ful dio, koli dio,kata dio na.aste kore kiss dio. kamor dio na.

59) Ak bow tar sami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to? sami:- na ki bolbe bolo. bow:- ami pegment. sami:- ata to khusir kotha. bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor________.

60) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:-p