Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 4)

91) Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon lage."!!!

92) Kid : Aunty apnar meye eto slim kee kore holo ? Aunty : O salad khub pochhondo kore to, tai . Kid : Han aunty, ei janya or balish-er niche sab samay gajar, mulo paoya jaay ! ;-)

93) Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini ! ;-)

94) Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke liye mamuli hai "

95) 1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)

96) Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !

97) Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam !

98) Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya !

99) Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !

100) Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !

101) Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)

102) Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

103) Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

104) Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.

105) Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

106) Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

107) Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

108) Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

109) Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

110) Jakhan ekta golap puro- puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

111) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

112) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

113) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

114) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

115) Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

116) Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

117) Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

118) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na

119) Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !

120) Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !