Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 4)

91) Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.

92) Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.

93) Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.

94) Teacher ami Pranir name bolbo tomra achoron bolba.Teacher og.Student:Gheo Gheo.Teacher:Cat:Meo Meo.Teacher:Lion.Student:Ah Ah Ah.Teacher:Haram jadara ami Leone bolinai Lion bolshe.

95) Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)

96) Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

97) Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

98) Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

99) Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !

100) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na

101) Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

102) Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

103) Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

104) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

105) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

106) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

107) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

108) Jakhan ekta golap puro- puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

109) Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

110) Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

111) Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

112) Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

113) Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

114) Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.

115) Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

116) Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

117) Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)

118) Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !

119) Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !

120) Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya !