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61) Tumi amar jan, vule gele tene dibo tomar duti kan. 2mi amar tara, vule gele 2mar jonno korbo gunda vara. Tumi amar tuli vule gele korbo 2mar buke guli.

62) Gorur lej nore chore. Lej othay_a gobor pore. Jokhon sudu gobor pore. Tomar kotha mone pore. Jotodin porbe gobor. Ami nibo tomar khobor.

63) DORJA JANALA LIGHT SOB OFF AMAR 2TI THOT TOMER 2TI THOTE,AMAR 2TI HAT TOMAR KOMORE, TARPOR JORAJORI TOMAR BED A.

64) Boy: Ekonkar Juge Dud R Sonar Modde Hat Dewa Jayna. Girl: Ja Osobbo. Boy: Kibabe hat Dibo, Duder Kg 70 Taka R Sonar Vori 60 Hazar Taka...

65) Ai tumi jani amake ki dibe? ki dibo? ki dibe jano na ki dibo bolona ki diba bolbo plz plz bolona 2ta kiss dibo.

66) MOI FUL TUMI KOLI MOI JUN TUMI BELI MOI JAN TUMI JURI TUMI RASTA MOI DHULI MOI VIM KOL TUMI GUTI.... MUR SMS PORHI RAATI NIDIBA BISONAT MUTI.

67) Dus2 Biral Khobor Dilo-Dim Diece Hati"Dim Teke Berie alo RamChagoler Nati"RamChagol Ti Dekte Kar M2?Akon J Sms Porce Tik Tar M2"

68) what is difference between call girl,girl friend & wife?==>johny : prepaid,postpaid& lifetime

69) ek jungle e ek jora pramik-pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

70) BOU ER KACHE SWAMIR CHITI:- Priyotoma, ei mase office theke ekhono salary paini...Tai taka pathate parlam na... Tar poriborte 100ta KISS Pathalam, amr swtheart rag koro na plz....Eti- tomar priyotomo swami.... BOUER ANS:- Amr priyotomo jaan, tomar 100ta KISS er jonne thanks... Khorocher details niche janalam-- 1) Dudh wala 1 mase 2to KISS a raji hoyeche.. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.. 3) Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte.. 4) Dokandar sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche.. 5) Onnano khoroch babod aro 40ta KISS dite hoyeche...Bt tumi chinta korona tomar deoa ekhono 35ta KISS ache...Asha kori maser bakita chaliye nite parbo...Agami maseo evabe chalabo kina janiyo....Eti- Tomar SWEET HEART..

71) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na.

72) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:

73) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle, Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno? Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

74) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl ao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

75) Boy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

76) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o. .ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

77) Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na.

78) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What? Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

79) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

80) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

81) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na.

82) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren- Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

83) Ador korben jevabe::First e chumu din.Er pore joriye dhore bichanay suye nin.Ebar niche hat diye dekhun veja kina veja thakle aste pant ta khule apnar bacchar pant ta change kore nin.

84) Meye:Jan Market e thakle shary Eno.Hotel e thakle birani Eno.Dokane thakle Misty Eno.Chele:Ami toylet e jan bolo tomar jonno ki Anbo.Meye:What???????????

85) Ekbar class e Madum blause er sathe golap lagiye esheche.kotha proshonge Madum bollo Golap pusthy pay kotha theke.Student Dariye bollo Dudh theke.Madum na pani theke.Student amiki jani Golaper Data eto niche Dhuke geche.

86) Boltu:Sir akta dhada Olpo dile valolagena besi dile Bish shashury bole bou ke valo Moto dis.Sir:Class theke ber hoh beyadob.Boltu:Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha Gadha khailei bujbie.

87) Ak chele Girl friend er basay berate geche.Onek Rate Girlfriend er room e dhuke dekhlo friend ghumiye ache.Chele to sujok peye Tepa Tepe suro korese Girlfriend Chokh khule ai obostha dekhe bollo haramjada aste Tepo Mobileta Nosto hoye jabe.

88) Somaz class e Teacher boloto dhorson kake bole.Boltu to dariye bolte laglo Sir Purush kortik eccay R Nari kortik onicchay je ghorson sristy hoy take dhorson bole.Teacher Sune Purai behush......?

89) College e sir bollo tomra k k gosol kore esheso.Meyera:Sir amra sobay gosol kore eshechi.Chelera:Chup kore bose ache.Sir:ki holo tomra.Chelera:Sir amra meyeder moto protidin bichnay hishu korina.Sir:Behush.......?

90) Kichu din age ekta Mohila college er samne diye Market e jaite chilam.Hotath dekhlam koyekta meye boltese amar 3 mash R ekjon bollo amar 5 mash Pasher R ekjon bollo amar 10 mash 10 din.ami sune tusky kheye gelam.Tokhon tader moddha ekjon bole othlo amar 12 masher beton ei baki. . . . ?