Funny Sms ( Page 2)

31) You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

32) Honesty may be the best policy but there some people who don´t seem to think they can afford the best!

33) Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

34) SON: What is the difference between confidence and confidential? FATHER: I know that you are my son, that is confidence. Your friend is also my son, that is confidential!

35) Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. I don't know why they didn't study at day time.

36) Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the Eiffel Tower.?? ? Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can't Jump.. Think different...

37) This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

38) One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

39) AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

40) The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!

41) One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

42) My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

43) MAN: My family is like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war and my daugher is foreign secretary. CO- WORKER: Sounds interesting! And what is your position? MAN: I'm the people. All I do is pay!

44) A couple drove down the highway just a quarrel. Some pigs were passing by the road. Wife asked: Relatives of yours? Husbandreplied: Yeah, in-laws!

45) Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

46) If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

47) Life is a paradox isn´t it ? What you want you don´t get. What you get you don´t enjoy. What is permanent is boring!

48) Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ...... ... Replacements!

49) Doctors may be right when they tell us that garlic ensures a long and healthy life. But who wants to live that long and be so lonely?!

50) You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

51) MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

52) A frog phoned the psychic hotline and was told: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. FROG: This isgreat! Will I meet her in a party or what? PSYCHIC: No, next semester in her biology class!

53) Dhritarashtra said to his wife:Thanks for giving me 100 sons. She replied: If you were not blind, it would not have been possible!

54) Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

55) BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!

56) Children who watch TV every night will go down in history not to mention arithmetic, geography and science!

57) This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

58) Recession quote, 'A victim has no future, but a survivor does' In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

59) WIFE: How much do you love me? HUSBAND: Like Shahjahan WIFE: Wow! You mean you will build a Taj Mahal for me after die? HUSBAND: I have already booked a plot for you, the delay is from your side!

60) Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..