Funny Sms ( Page 4)

91) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.

92) "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."

93) Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.

94) The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

95) "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

96) NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

97) We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

98) A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

99) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

100) I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

101) "What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

102) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"

103) A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.