Funny Sms ( Page 4)

91) "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."

92) NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

93) Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..

94) We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

95) Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.

96) The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

97) A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

98) "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

99) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

100) I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

101) "What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

102) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"

103) A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.