Funny Sms ( Page 3)

61) Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..

62) Bruce Lee´s favourites: Vegetable- MU LEE Breakfast-ID LEE Festival-DIWA LEE Actress-SONA LEE Music-QAWWA LEE!

63) What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..

64) Every man before marriage is line AIRTEL: Aisi azadi aur kahan. After marriage he is like HUTCH: Wherever you go the network follows

65) What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous... I stare, i smile and when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!

66) Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two.. MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

67) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

68) One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!

69) Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. "

70) When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

71) A man & monkey went to river for bath.Man removed all clothes.Monkey started laughing... Man asked "Why are you laughing?" Monkey said "You have a tail in the front ha ha ha..."

72) What's the true meaning of STUDY? S-leeping T-alking U-nlimited Sms D-reaming Y-awning

73) Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

74) The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? Nooo nooooo.. Guess??? It's C, C++ & Java B-)

75) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

76) When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gaveyou a shower!!

77) "Has there been any insanity in your family?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

78) Nepoleon: there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. Mr. Bean: then why the hell did u buy it....

79) "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" ..... ... ..."What, I have lived with him for tenyears and now I should make him happy?"

80) A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!

81) Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

82) He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!

83) He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.

84) A 65 yrs women & 27 yrs young man got married.Whole night they live 2gethar.Next morning the young man died.The portmortem report flashed,"The man died 4 expired milk".

85) But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.

86) Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

87) It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

88) A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!

89) My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

90) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.