Funny Sms ( Page 3)

61) Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..

62) What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..

63) Bruce Lee´s favourites: Vegetable- MU LEE Breakfast-ID LEE Festival-DIWA LEE Actress-SONA LEE Music-QAWWA LEE!

64) What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous... I stare, i smile and when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!

65) Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two.. MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

66) Every man before marriage is line AIRTEL: Aisi azadi aur kahan. After marriage he is like HUTCH: Wherever you go the network follows

67) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

68) One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!

69) Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. "

70) A man & monkey went to river for bath.Man removed all clothes.Monkey started laughing... Man asked "Why are you laughing?" Monkey said "You have a tail in the front ha ha ha..."

71) When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

72) Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

73) The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? Nooo nooooo.. Guess??? It's C, C++ & Java B-)

74) What's the true meaning of STUDY? S-leeping T-alking U-nlimited Sms D-reaming Y-awning

75) When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gaveyou a shower!!

76) "Has there been any insanity in your family?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

77) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

78) "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" ..... ... ..."What, I have lived with him for tenyears and now I should make him happy?"

79) Nepoleon: there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. Mr. Bean: then why the hell did u buy it....

80) He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!

81) He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.

82) It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

83) But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.

84) Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

85) My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

86) A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!

87) A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!

88) A 65 yrs women & 27 yrs young man got married.Whole night they live 2gethar.Next morning the young man died.The portmortem report flashed,"The man died 4 expired milk".

89) Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

90) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.