Funny Sms ( Page 3)

61) Honesty may be the best policy but there some people who don´t seem to think they can afford the best!

62) What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous... I stare, i smile and when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!

63) True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy.... Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.

64) Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..

65) What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..

66) It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wifes.

67) He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!

68) BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!

69) The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!

70) Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ...... ... Replacements!

71) Life is a paradox isn´t it ? What you want you don´t get. What you get you don´t enjoy. What is permanent is boring!

72) Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!

73) Bruce Lee´s favourites: Vegetable- MU LEE Breakfast-ID LEE Festival-DIWA LEE Actress-SONA LEE Music-QAWWA LEE!

74) An American comedian said: Peoplf say New Yorkes can't get along. Not true. I saw 2 coplete strangers sharing a cab. One took the tyres and other took the stereo!

75) A frog phoned the psychic hotline and was told: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. FROG: This isgreat! Will I meet her in a party or what? PSYCHIC: No, next semester in her biology class!

76) MAN: My family is like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war and my daugher is foreign secretary. CO- WORKER: Sounds interesting! And what is your position? MAN: I'm the people. All I do is pay!

77) This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

78) SON: What is the difference between confidence and confidential? FATHER: I know that you are my son, that is confidence. Your friend is also my son, that is confidential!

79) Dhritarashtra said to his wife:Thanks for giving me 100 sons. She replied: If you were not blind, it would not have been possible!

80) WIFE: How much do you love me? HUSBAND: Like Shahjahan WIFE: Wow! You mean you will build a Taj Mahal for me after die? HUSBAND: I have already booked a plot for you, the delay is from your side!

81) A couple drove down the highway just a quarrel. Some pigs were passing by the road. Wife asked: Relatives of yours? Husbandreplied: Yeah, in-laws!

82) Every man before marriage is line AIRTEL: Aisi azadi aur kahan. After marriage he is like HUTCH: Wherever you go the network follows

83) After a quarrel, wife said to husband: You know, I was a fool when I married you. Husband replied: Yes dear, but I was in love and didn´t notice!

84) When I was interviewed for ajob, they asked how I´d feel about having a woman as my boss. I replied: Well,I´d feel right at home!

85) REPORTER: To what do you attribute your success? BUSINESSMAN: I decided to make a honest living and there isn´t much competition!

86) A mother waiting anxiously for her son on the last day of the term. MOM: At lgst you are home! Where is your report? SON: I haven't got it. MOM: How come? SON: I lent it to my friend. MOM: And why does need it? SON: He wants to scare his parents with it!

87) In a physics class, the teacherboiled some water. When the water startee boiling & making a noise, he asked: Why is the water making this noise Johnny? JOHNNY:That's the germs screaming beforethey are boiled!

88) Difference between Good & Bad Girls. Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot

89) Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!

90) 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.