Funny Sms ( Page 2)

31) It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

32) But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.

33) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.

34) Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

35) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

36) My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

37) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"

38) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

39) If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

40) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

41) When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gaveyou a shower!!

42) NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

43) "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" ..... ... ..."What, I have lived with him for tenyears and now I should make him happy?"

44) "What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

45) We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

46) I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

47) "Has there been any insanity in your family?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

48) A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.

49) A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!

50) Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.

51) A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!

52) A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

53) Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

54) The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

55) A man was dying of cancer. His sonasked him:dad why do you keepontelling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

56) Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

57) When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

58) Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. "

59) Children who watch TV every night will go down in history not to mention arithmetic, geography and science!

60) Doctors may be right when they tell us that garlic ensures a long and healthy life. But who wants to live that long and be so lonely?!