Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
- boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR! - Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.
- Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!
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