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1) boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR!

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Length: 163 - April 25, 2017
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2) Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 136 - June 13, 2016
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3) Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!

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Length: 142 - June 13, 2016
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4) Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 119 - June 13, 2016
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5) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 151 - June 13, 2016
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6) Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!

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Length: 136 - June 13, 2016
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7) Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 152 - June 13, 2016
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8) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 105 - June 13, 2016
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9) Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 84 - June 13, 2016
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10) Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 145 - June 13, 2016
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11) Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 164 - June 13, 2016
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12) Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 144 - June 13, 2016
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13) Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How urs look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!

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Length: 179 - June 13, 2016
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14) 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.

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Length: 161 - June 13, 2016
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15) Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!

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Length: 136 - June 13, 2016
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16) Difference between Good & Bad Girls. Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot

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Length: 150 - June 13, 2016
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17) In a physics class, the teacherboiled some water. When the water startee boiling & making a noise, he asked: Why is the water making this noise Johnny? JOHNNY:That's the germs screaming beforethey are boiled!

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 212 - June 13, 2016
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18) A mother waiting anxiously for her son on the last day of the term. MOM: At lgst you are home! Where is your report? SON: I haven't got it. MOM: How come? SON: I lent it to my friend. MOM: And why does need it? SON: He wants to scare his parents with it!

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 254 - June 13, 2016
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19) REPORTER: To what do you attribute your success? BUSINESSMAN: I decided to make a honest living and there isn´t much competition!

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Length: 130 - June 13, 2016
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20) When I was interviewed for ajob, they asked how I´d feel about having a woman as my boss. I replied: Well,I´d feel right at home!

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Length: 131 - June 13, 2016
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21) After a quarrel, wife said to husband: You know, I was a fool when I married you. Husband replied: Yes dear, but I was in love and didn´t notice!

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 146 - June 13, 2016
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22) Every man before marriage is line AIRTEL: Aisi azadi aur kahan. After marriage he is like HUTCH: Wherever you go the network follows

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 132 - June 13, 2016
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23) A couple drove down the highway just a quarrel. Some pigs were passing by the road. Wife asked: Relatives of yours? Husbandreplied: Yeah, in-laws!

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Length: 146 - June 13, 2016
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24) WIFE: How much do you love me? HUSBAND: Like Shahjahan WIFE: Wow! You mean you will build a Taj Mahal for me after die? HUSBAND: I have already booked a plot for you, the delay is from your side!

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Length: 195 - June 13, 2016
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25) Dhritarashtra said to his wife:Thanks for giving me 100 sons. She replied: If you were not blind, it would not have been possible!

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Length: 130 - June 13, 2016
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26) SON: What is the difference between confidence and confidential? FATHER: I know that you are my son, that is confidence. Your friend is also my son, that is confidential!

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Length: 170 - June 13, 2016
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27) This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 131 - June 13, 2016
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28) MAN: My family is like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war and my daugher is foreign secretary. CO- WORKER: Sounds interesting! And what is your position? MAN: I'm the people. All I do is pay!

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Length: 242 - June 13, 2016
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29) A frog phoned the psychic hotline and was told: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. FROG: This isgreat! Will I meet her in a party or what? PSYCHIC: No, next semester in her biology class!

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Length: 241 - June 13, 2016
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30) An American comedian said: Peoplf say New Yorkes can't get along. Not true. I saw 2 coplete strangers sharing a cab. One took the tyres and other took the stereo!

By Raziul Islam - Copy This
Length: 162 - June 13, 2016
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