Bangla Insult Sms ( Page 4)

91) Ah! Oh! O Mago! Aste! ish ! R Parchina! PLS R Na! More Gelam R Koto? Dekhsona Lagseto! Tobuo Tipsokeno? Hat Shorao ami mobile bole ki amar lage na.

92) Akta jiniser jonno onek opekha korlam,bahire takie roilam onekhon,tobuo aslona.tarpor jokhon ghole fire lighter dike takalam tokhon se aslo..ah!ki santi.haci aseche.

93) "Messi 1 nbr footballar"." Shakib-al-hasan 1 nbr cricketer"." sharukh khan 1 nbr actores"." are 2mi 1 nbr "GADHA"

94) cayle 2mk biye krte prtm.jani ma-baba man2 na.2be asomvob cilona.but 2mk biye koreni e karone jokon suneci 2mi HARPIK diy dad bras koro

95) Meyeder mon,jeno brikkho chara bon. Mayder hasi,jeno rosi chhara fasi.mayder kanna,jeno agun chhara ranna.mayder kotha,jeno pata chhara lota....

96) 2mke AguN Vabini JoLe jabe BoLe..2mke PaNi Vabini SuKiYe Jabe BoLe..2mke NoDi Vabini boye jabe boLe..Sudu BiRaL Vebeci EDuR Marbe boLe..!!

97) Dog1:Kire Dos2 Ato Rege Koi Jas ? dog2: R bolis na 1 halay Amar gf k kiss Korche. tare dorum. dog1: Se Kothai ? dog2: Hala ekhon Sms Porteche.

98) Vul Vangte Ful Lage, Bristy Hote Megh Lage.Sopno Dekhte Raat Lage,Valobaste Mon Lage.Mon Vangte Ovinoy Lage,R Ovinoy Ta Meyera Valo Pare. 100% True.

99) 2mi amr Alu,ami 2mr potol! Amader ai prem robe ogo otol!2mi amr rose,ami 2mr jack!Amake konodin dio na go Sak!!

100) Ful Futeche Bone Bone...! Vabchi tomay- Mone Mone..! Bolchi tomar- Kane kane...! Prem kore cheka kheyecho- Eta ki tomar Ammu jane... ???

101) SIR:Kipta kake bole? STU:Jara sms deyna. SIR:Murkho kake bole? STU:Jara sms pore ans deyna. SIR:Gadha ki kore? STU:Sms na pore delete kore.

102) 1ta sundor SMS dilam,abosore pore nio.Kicu rongin shopno dilam,moner mo2 shajiye nio. 1 balti kapor dilam,valo kore dhuye dio. kemon ?

103) Aaj 1 ta voyonkor sopno dekhe gum venge gelo, dekhlam prithibir sob "GADA" mara gese, tarpor thekei 10 tion . Beche thakle miss call dio.

104) 1 din chade tomar sathe dekha hoy. Dujon dujoner dike obak noyone takiye chilam. Tume amar choke chok rekhe bolle 2ta taka den. "Logence khamu"

105) Ai site er visitor ra 1>oshobvo 2>ovoddro 3>kipta 4>mittabadi 5>Idiot 6>fazil 7>shoytan 8>beadob 9>karap kokono hotey parena & ora amader bondhu.

106) 2mi Jodi Bolo Shaper Gorte Dite Pari Hat, Shundorbone Bager 7te Katate Pari Rat! Pari Khonkhone Shite Nodite Namte! S0rRy Parcina r Mittha Bolte.

107) Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi

108) Soup ready? Yes sir. Rice ready? Yes sir. Chicken ready? Yes sir. Beef ready? No Sir. Why??? Because, the cow is busy reading this SMS!

109) A doti cokhe shopno chilo mone chilo asa.Gorur ghore thakbe 2mi marbe Onek mosa. vabna chilo khabe 2mi Rasta ghate mar,keno 2mi chole gele goru niye amar !!

110) Chok malle dheki tomake,chok bujle pai aro kace,karon pablik tomake taka curir jonno je dolai dilo,ami ta vulte pari?

111) Ami tomer jonno jibon diye debo,tomer jonno sob kicu korte parbo,karon tomer baba amar babar kajer lok cilo

112) Tomar tana tana chok,tomer resmi kalo cul,tomer sundor mukh are misti mukher hasite cilo gondo,mone porle pet fule jay

113) Sedin bus e 2mar sathe dekha, 2mi amar pashe bosechile eka.2jone bolechilam bondutter kotha. Bus teke neme dekhi amar moneybeg-ta faka.

114) Ghum rater jonno.pakhi akasher jonno.surjo alor jonno.valobasa premer jonno.ami tomar jonno.R tumi amar latthi khawar jonno

115) Akash hole megh ditam.pahar hole jhorna ditam.pakhi hole gan sunatam.surjo hole alo ditam.R Tomar sami hole 2i fota lebur rosh ditam

116) Koto din pakhir dak sunini boshonto nei bole.koto din bristi te vijini briste hoyni bole.koto din tomake dekhini dater poka singa tante asoni bole. . . . He He He

117) ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> >< (((:>><(((:> ><(((:> Ha kore ki dekco? Agulo "Elish" mach. 14 tarikha dam besi Hobe to tai age patalam. Mobile soho freeze e rekhe daw..!

118) Akaki gobhir rate , tumar kotha bhebe , kicutei gum cokhe ase na, Asbe kibhabe ? karon goto kalkei tumi amar juta curi koreco..

119) Ful sada,, chelera Gada..Ful Sundhor,, Chelera Bandor.. Ful Nil,, Chelera Nosto kore Meye der Dil.. Ful kalo,,Meyera onek Valo...

120) Tumi jodi shart hote gaye rakhtam, Tumi jodi mobile hote hate rakhtam, Tumi jodi rumal hote kiss kortam, R tumi jodi manush hote Tahole jadughore Rekhe ditam . . . . . ..