Bangla Insult Sms ( Page 2)

31) Tumi ki rater tara vora akash dekheso, tumi ki vora josnar nil alo dekheso, o dekhoni ! Dekhbe ki kore tumi to rat kana..!

32) Bolotho tumar jibon kokhon sharthok hoy? Chinta korar ki ase, jokhon tumi dreiner maje loha khuje paw!

33) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

34) 1,2,3 ki vabchhis? vule geli? ok.... ami bolchhi.... 4,5,6 pora-sonai mon de dustumi na kore.

35) Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...!

36) Mone koro jeno bidesh ghure, Tumay nia jacchi onek dure, Ami jacchi PAZARU gari chore, Tumi jaccho hati hati pa pa kore, Emon somoy dekhle onek dure, Pagla KUKUR ashche GEU GEU kore, Tumi dekhe aktu tai voy pele, Songe songe HISU kore dile.

37) Janalar pase dariye, Akaser dike takao, dekba 1Ta chad. Seta 2mr dike takiye hasche r 1rash tara 2may bolce "Gadha Jibone Akash Dekhisni.

38) Akas bole tumi nil. Sagor bole tumi bil.gash bole tumi sobuj.batas bole tumi obuj.ful bole tumi sondor. R ami bole tumi bandor.

39) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabna mental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.

40) Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. .tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro

41) 9% manush ekhon ghumasse. 8% phone korce. 53% tv dekhce. 5% tanki marce. 21% pora likha korce 4% pray korche R 2mi gadha sms porcho!!

42) 2mi shokal belar kak, 2mi shondha belar badur pakhi zhak, 2mi neel akasher chil, dim para haas er shathe 2mar onek mil..

43) "Goru gas neye busy.. "Biral mach neye busy.. "Pipra misty neye busy.. "Ami sms korte korte busy.. R gadha/gadhi ra amar sms porte busy..

44) Hisab kore dekhlam amar kache je poriman sms ache tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye geche. Tai sms gulo fokir, miskin der biliye ditechi. R ai sms ta tomar vage porlo. Good day fokir.

45) 1ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh

46) Hotath kore jhor aslo ami r amar class friend 1ta ghore dhuklam.prothothome dekhlam valolaglo.dhore tipedilam norom laglo. Aste aste chuslam moja laglo.ki vebechen? jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone

47) Ai je ai sms porchen apnito ekta chor because apni amar kache onumoti nen ni tar karone ami apnake 1bar i love u bollam.hashar jonno 2bar i love u bollam.amake sobsomay monekorar jonno sara jibon bhalobaslam.ai sms meyeder jonno?

48) 2mi jodi ful hote, tahole ful danite rekhe ditam. 2mi jodi mobile hote tahole pokate rakhe ditam..2mi jodi shart hote tahole gae ditam. Kintu 2mi hole *Tishu paper* tai tomake bebohar kore chore fele dilam.

49) Kicu meyera majhe majhe kore FUN,, Bole 2meamar JAN.. A sob meyera BEIMAN,, A der thekeSABDHAN.. Mon vanga a der KAM,, R era janenavalobasar DAM..!!

50) Ami 2mar khub kacer manus kina janina,, 2meamar atoi kacer j 2me betha pele seta amar gayelage.. Bissas na hole 2mar gale thappor meredekho..!!

51) Santo Nodir Moto Boye Cholacilam Ami.Tokhon Pelam Tomar Dekha Bujlam Buji AmrJibon Aslo Alor Dekha. Bojhar Majhe Cilo Amr Vul.Asole Tumi Akta Gadha Ful.

52) Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe FriendshipKorbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador Kore 2taThappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply Koro NaKeno???

53) Sotti Tumi Onek Sundori, Tumar Hasi TaoOnek Sundor.. Tai Tomakei Amar Ghore RakhteChai Sara Jibon Vor.. Amar "ChakRani' Kore. .

54) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite.

55) Ami Jolbo Surjor Sikha Hoye Tomar GhorAlokito Korte. Ami Pakhi Hobo Tomake Niye NilAkashe Urte. Ami Prokkriti Hobo Tomar MonVoriye Dite. Ami Nodi Hobo Sei Nodite Tomay AmiKochuri Panar Sathe Vasabo. HA Ha Ha

56) Khov Sohoj Vabe Bolci- Ami Tomay Valobashi- Tumio Amay Valobasho.. Tahole Oviman Na KoreEktu Hasho.. Ohh...hoo... Tomar Mukhe GondhoKeno..Ha.

57) Gach ta Holo Sobuj Borno,, Ful ta Holo LaL.. Tomar Amar Valobasha Thakbe ChiroKal.. Jete Chao Jodi Dure "ThapPor Mere Fatia Dibo GaL". . .

58) Gach chay Lota-Pata, Nodi chay Pani.. Ajj-Kaler Meyera Chay Poysa Oyala 1ta Sami.. Akaser Tara Baganer Ful, Ajj-Kaler Meye der Bissash Kora Chele der Vul. . .

59) Mobile e TV dekhun khub shohoje internet chara mobile kono MB katbena unlimited pack.First e Camera on kore TV er Shamne dhore rakhun R free TV dekhun . . . .

60) Dakheci Prothom Bar Murgir Moto Chahara 2mr,Koto Je Asa Cilo Amr 2my Niye Khulbo Khamar,Parbe Je 2mi Sada Dim,Sei Dim Bache Kinbo Ami Robi Sim.