Bangla Insult Sms ( Page 4)

91) Dudh hoy sada Meyera hoy gadha.Ful hoy sundor Meyera hoy bandor.Ful hoyna kalo Meyera hoyna valo.Chele hole like koro Meyera kichu bolar thakle comment koro....

92) Tumi ki rater tara vora akash dekheso, tumi ki vora josnar nil alo dekheso, o dekhoni ! Dekhbe ki kore tumi to rat kana..!

93) Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe Friendship Korbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador Kore 2ta Thappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply Koro Na Keno???

94) 2mi shokal belar kak, 2mi shondha belar badur pakhi zhak, 2mi neel akasher chil, dim para haas er shathe 2mar onek mil..

95) Hisab kore deklam amar kase je poriman sms ace tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye gese.thai sms gulu fokir,miskinder biliye ditheci.R a sms ta 2mar vagge porlo.

96) Tor chhotobelar kotha Mone ache,jakhon tui melay Gie khelna dekhe jiggesa korechili "Oi HUNUMAN tar Dam koto?" Dokandar bolecilo "sona ota Aina"

97) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada,Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo..ha-ha-ha.

98) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon Tomake Khov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto Valo Hoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite."

99) Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...!

100) Hotath kore jhor aslo ami r amar class friend 1ta ghore dhuklam.prothothome dekhlam valolaglo.dhore tipedilam norom laglo. Aste aste chuslam moja laglo.ki vebechen? jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone

101) Kotodin kukiler dak sunini bosontho nei bole, Kotodin bristite vijini bristi hoyni bole. Kotodin tumak wish korini kuno upolokko nei bole, Aj tumak ridoy ujar kore sms korlam sms a taka katena bole.

102) Aaj 1 ta voyonkor sopno dekhe gum venge gelo, dekhlam prithibir sob "GADA" mara gese, tarpor thekei 10 tion . Beche thakle miss call dio.

103) Dariye koro, bose koro, paa tule koro, paa namiye koro, paa fak kore jore jore koro, dorkar hole suye suye koro. Kintu obossoi koro. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roj sokal- e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raamdev babar jogason.

104) kono 1 bikele,ami boshe achi anmone,takie akasher pane,harie gechi shopner majhe.thik emon shomoy 2mi eshe darale,shamne 2hat barale,r bolle- "2ta tk den"

105) Mone ache she dintir kotha? Jhirjhir hawa boichilo, Tiptip bristi porchilo, Tumi amay dekle, Guti guti paye kache ele r bolle.. "Allar waste kichu dengo Baba"

106) Amar huzur,teacher,fathar,pondit ader bissas korto kosto hoy tobe goru,sagol,kutta,biral r tomak aisob obola prani k bissas hoy.

107) JOKHON TUMI HASO TOKKHON MONE HOI MANUSH AGE BANDOR CHHILO,DEKHO RAG KORO NA,TUMI RAG KORLE MONE HOI,MANUSH AJO BANDORI ACHE.

108) Tmi Sukh Tmi Duk. Tmi Hasi Tmi Kanna Tai Tomake Chara Base Na Amr Poranta. Tmi Je Amr Sei Menarel Waterta.

109) Meyeder mon,jeno brikkho chara bon. Mayder hasi,jeno rosi chhara fasi.mayder kanna,jeno agun chhara ranna.mayder kotha,jeno pata chhara lota....

110) PALA! Tara tari PALA! Akhoni PALA! Jan bachate chaile joldi PALA! Parle golay 1ta LaL fita jhulay de. Bcoz City corporation KUTTA mara suru korche.

111) * * * * * *** * * * * * * * * * * * * * *** * * * * * *** * * * * suno please aktu kosto kore mosha gulu marte thako r ami nake tel dia gumai.Rag korio na

112) Soup ready? Yes sir. Rice ready? Yes sir. Chicken ready? Yes sir. Beef ready? No Sir. Why??? Because, the cow is busy reading this SMS!

113) Mone koro jeno bidesh ghure, Tumay nia jacchi onek dure, Ami jacchi PAZARU gari chore, Tumi jaccho hati hati pa pa kore, Emon somoy dekhle onek dure, Pagla KUKUR ashche GEU GEU kore, Tumi dekhe aktu tai voy pele, Songe songe HISU kore dile.

114) Mobile e TV dekhun khub shohoje internet chara mobile kono MB katbena unlimited pack.First e Camera on kore TV er Shamne dhore rakhun R free TV dekhun . . . .

115) Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ..

116) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

117) Janalar pase dariye, Akaser dike takao, dekba 1Ta chad. Seta 2mr dike takiye hasche r 1rash tara 2may bolce "Gadha Jibone Akash Dekhisni.

118) Jodi pore mone,Call dio amr phone.Dio na misdcall,Tahole bujhbo 2mi akta bakkol...

119) Vison valobastam, Sob somoy cokhe cokhe rakhtam, Maje maje amar buker moddhe-o rakhtam, Tobu-o hariye gelo amar Sun- glassta, Ajo miss kori..!

120) Ai.... - - - Jabe? - - - Jabe amar sathe? - - Sohorar kolahol periye,shanto nodir tire.... - - - Ki jabe? Taratari bolo.Tumi na gale onno rickshaw dakHbo!!!!