Exam Sms

1) AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

2) Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

3) All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

4) Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

5) A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" - As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

6) To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different

7) Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

8) SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

9) Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That's good. Actually i didn't do my homework!

10) The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

11) A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

12) Innocent Line written On T- shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

13) Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL

14) Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

15) Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

16) Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

17) A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

18) A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study

19) 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

20) My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD replied, no dear, result is near..

21) The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

22) The most "hungry + sad" moment . . . When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".

23) According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

24) Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

25) If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

26) Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

27) eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

28) To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

29) Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best..

30) Tomorrow is my exam But I don't care Because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future. ~Thomas Edison