Hindi Funny Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

31) REPORTEr: Lalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear. LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV dekhte ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai.Ye fashionwa hai.

32) Do u know why god made spaces between our fingers? Ans:So dat sumday,sumbdy can cum,hold ur hand,n say, "LE BIDI PI"

33) Mat karo hasinao se pyaq,wo ankho se waar karth hain.Maine teri wali ki ankho me dekha hai, wo tujhse hi nahi mujhse bhi pyar karti hai....!!

34) Bas nazro se dekh liya hota, Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi hume daraane ki, hum yu hi dar jaate,kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki?

35) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na

36) Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

37) Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke, hum kutto ke yaar ho gaye. Wo humare na ho sake, par hum kutto ke sardaar ho gaye

38) WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR- DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena

39) Bazuo me dum rakhta hun, dil me gum rakhta hun, pata hai sms ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN hamesha sang rakhta hun. . .

40) Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha tha Dinne7 to 10pm

41) Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta

42) A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark.

43) 1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.

44) Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

45) Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya