Hindi Funny Jokes Sms

1) Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

2) Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..! Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

3) Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

4) indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

5) Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge" Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

6) "Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha"

7) Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

8) Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

9) 3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tu kaha baithe ga

10) Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji 'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?'Bhajji slapped & said 'DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA'

11) Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

12) How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANT Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

13) Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne! Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department? Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan

14) Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

15) Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "Miss Kaal"

16) A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…

17) Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna. Basanti: So now u gonna tell me what to do nd wat not to do.Urself using abusive language,wearing out of fashion clothes,clinging to old rusty chains nd doing nothing.Who d hell r u to order me? Gabbar play d DJ...!!!

18) Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar me, laila baithi hai msg free hone ke intejaar me...!!!

19) Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!

20) Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paar, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye...!!

21) Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

22) Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...

23) Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya

24) 1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

25) Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he Patni:zaher pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA

26) teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha? studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha ha

27) Narad muni dharti par BEER pene aye,12 botal pilane k bad, waiter:Apko chadti kyu nahi? Narad:Main BHAGWAN hoon. waiter:Chad gayi SALE ko

28) WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE Ko NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.

29) Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?"

30) A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao