Bangla Insult Sms ( Page 5)

121) Chader Govire Ache Rat-! Rater Govire Ache Ghum-! Ghumer Govire Ache Shopno-! Shopner Govire Aso tumi-! R, Tumar Govire Ache Sudhu "Soytani"

122) Akash Keno Ato Upure? Dhorte Parina. Sagor Keno Ato Govir, Namte Parina. Borof Keno Ato Thanda? Chute Parina.Tumi Keno Ato KIPTA ? Sms Er Reply Deo Na !

123) Meyera Kane PoRe DuL, MatHy LoMBa ChuL, HaThe PoRe BaLa, GoLai PoRe MaLa, BuKe PreMer JaLa, CheLe DeKLe Gan Gay uw LaLa uw LaLa....!!!

124) Kew Januk R NaJanuk, Tumi To Jano.! Kew Bujhuk R NaBujhuk, Tumi To Bujho.! Kew Manuk R NaManuk, Tumi To Mano- J Tumi 1Ta Gadha.

125) Tuli 2hat, kori munajat, he rahim rahoman. Facebook er kichu chele ache khub e soytan. Tader mathay koro buddhi dan.Tara jeno kore meyeder somman.

126) /=/chelera hocce mobile er moto. R meyera hocce panir moto. Mobile panite purok othoba pani mobile a laguk. "sorbonasta" kintu mobile er e hoy/=

127) Tomai dibo valobasha sathe dibo ador, Ador peye hobe tumi biral theke bador. Shukno patar Mormor Sobde dupur jokhon ashbe, Anonde tokhon tumi lej uchiye nachbe..!

128) Tumi amar ochin pakhi tomar name tiya, sundore ekta banor pele tomay ditam biya, haste haste jabe tumi rumal nake diye, butum pecha asbe sute dekhte jhake jhake. . . . . Hah hah hah

129) Vule jeona akashke, Vule jeona bataske, Vule jeona sokalke, Vule jeona bikalke, Vule jeona nijeke, R vule jeona toilet er dorja lagate..

130) Tumi jodi shart hote gaye rakhtam, Tumi jodi mobile hote hate rakhtam, Tumi jodi rumal hote kiss kortam, R tumi jodi manush hote Tahole jadughore Rekhe ditam . . . . . ..

131) Ful sada,, chelera Gada..Ful Sundhor,, Chelera Bandor.. Ful Nil,, Chelera Nosto kore Meye der Dil.. Ful kalo,,Meyera onek Valo...

132) Akaki gobhir rate , tumar kotha bhebe , kicutei gum cokhe ase na, Asbe kibhabe ? karon goto kalkei tumi amar juta curi koreco..

133) ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> >< (((:>><(((:> ><(((:> Ha kore ki dekco? Agulo "Elish" mach. 14 tarikha dam besi Hobe to tai age patalam. Mobile soho freeze e rekhe daw..!

134) Koto din pakhir dak sunini boshonto nei bole.koto din bristi te vijini briste hoyni bole.koto din tomake dekhini dater poka singa tante asoni bole. . . . He He He

135) Akash hole megh ditam.pahar hole jhorna ditam.pakhi hole gan sunatam.surjo hole alo ditam.R Tomar sami hole 2i fota lebur rosh ditam

136) Ghum rater jonno.pakhi akasher jonno.surjo alor jonno.valobasa premer jonno.ami tomar jonno.R tumi amar latthi khawar jonno

137) Sedin bus e 2mar sathe dekha, 2mi amar pashe bosechile eka.2jone bolechilam bondutter kotha. Bus teke neme dekhi amar moneybeg-ta faka.

138) Tomar tana tana chok,tomer resmi kalo cul,tomer sundor mukh are misti mukher hasite cilo gondo,mone porle pet fule jay

139) Ami tomer jonno jibon diye debo,tomer jonno sob kicu korte parbo,karon tomer baba amar babar kajer lok cilo

140) Chok malle dheki tomake,chok bujle pai aro kace,karon pablik tomake taka curir jonno je dolai dilo,ami ta vulte pari?

141) A doti cokhe shopno chilo mone chilo asa.Gorur ghore thakbe 2mi marbe Onek mosa. vabna chilo khabe 2mi Rasta ghate mar,keno 2mi chole gele goru niye amar !!

142) Soup ready? Yes sir. Rice ready? Yes sir. Chicken ready? Yes sir. Beef ready? No Sir. Why??? Because, the cow is busy reading this SMS!

143) Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi

144) 2mi Jodi Bolo Shaper Gorte Dite Pari Hat, Shundorbone Bager 7te Katate Pari Rat! Pari Khonkhone Shite Nodite Namte! S0rRy Parcina r Mittha Bolte.

145) Ai site er visitor ra 1>oshobvo 2>ovoddro 3>kipta 4>mittabadi 5>Idiot 6>fazil 7>shoytan 8>beadob 9>karap kokono hotey parena & ora amader bondhu.

146) 1 din chade tomar sathe dekha hoy. Dujon dujoner dike obak noyone takiye chilam. Tume amar choke chok rekhe bolle 2ta taka den. "Logence khamu"

147) Aaj 1 ta voyonkor sopno dekhe gum venge gelo, dekhlam prithibir sob "GADA" mara gese, tarpor thekei 10 tion . Beche thakle miss call dio.

148) 1ta sundor SMS dilam,abosore pore nio.Kicu rongin shopno dilam,moner mo2 shajiye nio. 1 balti kapor dilam,valo kore dhuye dio. kemon ?

149) SIR:Kipta kake bole? STU:Jara sms deyna. SIR:Murkho kake bole? STU:Jara sms pore ans deyna. SIR:Gadha ki kore? STU:Sms na pore delete kore.

150) Ful Futeche Bone Bone...! Vabchi tomay- Mone Mone..! Bolchi tomar- Kane kane...! Prem kore cheka kheyecho- Eta ki tomar Ammu jane... ???