Bollywood Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

31) Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!

32) Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi….. Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai ! Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!

33) Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

34) Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he? Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!

35) Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai. Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.

36) Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho

37) Teacher-aap apne bachche ko koun banega carorpati mat dekhne diya karo....! Father-Kyun Teacher-baap ka naam puchne par bolta hai 4 option dijiye

38) Munna bhai:yaar circuit yeh barish girne k baad bijli Q girti hai. Circuit: bole to simple bhi, god tourch mar k dekhta hai kahin sukha to nahi.

39) Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai.... Khandar mein bandar ka Naach

40) Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya. Dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo ghar kyu choda usne kaha yar rat ko gane ki practis wo krta tha. Subhah log mujhe marte the.

41) Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi! Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi! Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga; Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!

42) Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!

43) Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.

44) Wht wil b ukhana by Ash during her shadi guesss? "Shagmachya milhaila chanicga cover Abhishekrao che nav ghete me salman khan chi lover"

45) Na pyar na mohabbat na dosti yaro. Aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki per line maro

46) Bhige pankh mere. Pyasa dank mera. Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera. Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar. Tujhe subha tak main suja dtnga yaar...

47) E ganpat chal msg bhej. E ganpat chal msg la. Thode sher km joke zyada bheja. E mis cal vis cal de na yar. E ganpat chal msg la.