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1) Kal rat sapneme Shahrukh Khan akar kaha,dunia me sabse badsurat monkey koun bolnese 1 crore ka enam milega.Maine rupiya ko lath mar dia par tera nam nehi liya...

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2) Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? 1. I Love u. 2. Aapki kasam. 3. U r my 1st love. 4. Balance nahi hai. 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi. 6. Parents sath mein hai. 7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

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3) G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:- Innocent R:- Rone ki machine L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

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4) Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do! Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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5) Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

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6) ('.') Lo ji <)'(> arz _/'/_ kiya hai. Dunia mein bahut Dard-e-tanhai hai ('',)/''wah wah _/ _ wah zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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7) Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan: 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge. 2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge. 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo. Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

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8) Mobile ek MANDIR hai, Sim card uska DEVTA, Call karne wala PUJARI, Sms bhejne wala DANI, Padhane wala BHAKT Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

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9) Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile apne aansu bah jane dena unhe rokna mat Kyuki ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

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10) Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai

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11) Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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12) Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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13) ek rahen chillu, ek rahen billu, chillu 11 me padhat rahen, billu 12 me padhat rahen, or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU, u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, :

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14) Oopar aasman hai Niche sagar hai, Aur ek bander isse Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

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15) Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k

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16) Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... . . . . . Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

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17) jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he...

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18) Lohe Ko Loha Katta H Hire Ko Hira Katta H Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H Aisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega

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19) Khubsurat Phoolon me, Haseen Wadiyon me, Dilkash Baghon me, Aap jaisa . . . . . . . . Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai

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20) Boy: Suno jara. Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte, khaane k baad Ladki: Ab bolo Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

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21) Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

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22) Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

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23) Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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24) Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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25) Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

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26) Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho, Hawa koi lahraye to lagta hai tum ho, ab tum hi batao , Kya tum kisi "BHOOT" se kam ho.

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27) EK KUTTA SUBAH SE SHAM TAK BHOKTA RAHA , BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW , HAAN BILKUL AISE HI BHOKTA THA AAPKI TARAH

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28) KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, AISA LAGTA HAI, KELE KE PEDH SE LANGUR UTAR KAR AAYA HAI

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29) THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI , MOUSAM HUA SUHANA WAH WAH, THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI, MOUSAM HUA SUHANA, BANDAR BHI SMS PADH RAHA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA.

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30) HAR MANDIR HAR DEEWAR PAR AAPKA NAAM HAI, HAR GURU DWARE AUR MASJID PE AAPKA NAAM HAI, UPAR LIKHA CHAPPAL CHOR AUR NEECHE 50 KA ENAM HAI.

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