One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
- do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!
- two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.
- ¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?
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